Facepeeping

The act of being a facepeep on Facebook.

- To use Facebook as a tool to look at pictures, history and personal information.

I like to go facepeeping on facebook

Facepeeping is part of my daily social networking regime.

Sometimes I can't help it, but I have to be a facepeep

facepeeping is a way for me to catch-up on other peoples profiles

by TheBentQuill March 8, 2011

facepalm bodyslam

When you put your entire hand over a little kids face and then use the least amount of your strength to push their face off of your hand, sending their body into a soft service (couch, pillow, pile of squish, etc...)

SHAYTARD: "FACEPALM BODYSLAM!"

by SasiiDee December 21, 2013

Facepalm Muting

The act of Djenting so hard the guitarist violently hits themslef in the face with their guitar

Damn dude, did you see Bulb last night?!
No, what happened??
He was djenting so hard that he started facepalm muting

Oh damn! That's brutal

by Dannyguitarbro November 5, 2016

faceappliance

Faceappliance refers to a permanent and/or semi permanent head accessory that remains fixed to the face. This reference can further be adapted for more precise fixtures such as "face table" which can describe a type of mustache.

Tracy added another faceappliance. She now has six pieces of metal secured to her nose.

I'll never remove these earrings and I don't care if you call them faceappliances.

by pescadoree May 27, 2018

faceapp

"Face-aging apps, which have a snowball effect, have recently become the most popular applications," said Deniz Unay, an Istanbul-based social media specialist, adding that Turkey is one of the biggest downloaders of the app.

Speaking about the risks of such applications, he said although it is hard to predict how this data will be used in the future, one way of using the private data could be for virtual theft.

"It’s clear that this app is stealing data. You should remember that it can take all kinds of data,” he said, urging users to avoid downloading such apps.

“If we assume that facial recognition will be used in the future by several private companies including banks, it can lead to huge problems once the data is stored by someone else," he warned.

But Unay also pointed to FaceApp’s possible benefits, saying it could be used to locate criminals since their facial features can be stored in the app’s archive.

by socialmediaspecialist August 1, 2019

Facepalm sigh

The sigh you have when someone like mr. Alexander doesn't understand a very simple wordplay or something obvious.

Very closely related to facepalm, but expressed as a sigh.

Person 1: Do you know where the definition of the long drink esa-anssi comes from?
Alexander: hmm, I really have no idea
Person 2: *facepalm sigh...* It comes from esanssi.

by Al Copone December 22, 2019

Cabbage Facepunch

When you are fucking a bitch from behind at mach 10 and you slip into her ass accidentally, when she looks back to yell at you punch her in the face.

i totally cabbage facepunched my ex last night.

by Sawatis February 16, 2019