3 definitions by pescadoree
Faceappliance refers to a permanent and/or semi permanent head accessory that remains fixed to the face. This reference can further be adapted for more precise fixtures such as "face table" which can describe a type of mustache.
Tracy added another faceappliance. She now has six pieces of metal secured to her nose.
I'll never remove these earrings and I don't care if you call them faceappliances.
I'll never remove these earrings and I don't care if you call them faceappliances.
by pescadoree April 18, 2018
An uncontrolled surge of unsolicited irrelevant information delivered by a person with a compulsion to lecture. Please note this person, also known as a "bullshflooder", may be immune to indicators of annoyance such as foot tapping and fist chewing.
Lenny knew a doctor ten years ago and will often deliver a bullshflood of pseudo medical advice.
Anne must be avoided after she's consumed more than two alcoholic beverages. She becomes an obnoxious bullshflooder.
Anne must be avoided after she's consumed more than two alcoholic beverages. She becomes an obnoxious bullshflooder.
by pescadoree October 30, 2017
Leading another person to believe that you are unable to read or write for the purpose of gaining sympathy from that person. This may lead to feelings of embarrassment/bewilderment on the part of the illipulated person. The illipulator will generally feel amusement and may gain favors as a result of this fabrication.
Stan totally illipulated the waiter so the poor guy had to read the entire menu out loud. What an ass.
She wanted to give me a book so I told her I was still trying to learn how to read. I felt a little guilty about illipulating her but then she kept the book and I got laid!
She wanted to give me a book so I told her I was still trying to learn how to read. I felt a little guilty about illipulating her but then she kept the book and I got laid!
by pescadoree April 7, 2018