When a dildo or otherwise penetrative sex toy is not available, one sticks a firecracker popsicle up an appropriately sized bodily orifice (most commonly the anus), and proceeds to pleasure themselves with said popsicle. After completion, the melted remains of the popsicle are then spurted out of the oriface for everyone to enjoy in a red, white, and blue funfest for the entire family to enjoy! Oftentimes, this is a widely celebrated event, and no patriotic display is complete without it. Those who partake in the activity must rigorously prepare for it with a diet of only prune juice, water, and essential oils for at least a week. If an American Flag is in the vicinity, it is always lowered to half-mast to appreciate the gravity of such a solemn affair. Should time allow after the ceremony is complete, grill hot dogs in the juices and fire a 21 Gun Salute for the troops.
Steve: "Fuck yeah, Bob said he's planning a Chunky Fourth of July tonight!"
Randy: "It's been ages, I sure hope he ate a lot of fiber this time. Last year we didn't even get any corn..."
Randy: "It's been ages, I sure hope he ate a lot of fiber this time. Last year we didn't even get any corn..."
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A phrase used to describe a person whose bottom half of his body has been permanently paralyzed due to either a birth defect or an injury, just like the respective author and screen-playwright of the autobiography and film "Born on the Fourth of July," Ron Kovic.
Roy: Dude, I saw Ron the other day and he couldn't move an inch with his own legs!
Rebecca: Yeah, he was born on the Fourth of July.
Rebecca: Yeah, he was born on the Fourth of July.
by tr3vis324 November 14, 2010
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Get the Live the Fourth! mug."The fourth wall" is the wall that separates fictional worlds from reality, so breaking the fourth wall is basically saying that you know that there's another universe outside of the fictional one.
Deadpool does this alot
Deadpool does this alot
Deadpool: "A message to all the kids out there, cover your eyes if ya don't wanna be scarred for life, eh?" (shoots someone)
Me: Quit breaking the fourth wall, dude
Me: Quit breaking the fourth wall, dude
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Get the Breaking the fourth wall mug.The fourth wall is the imaginary "wall" at the front of the stage in a traditional three-walled box set in a proscenium theatre, through which the audience sees the action in the world of the play.
The idea of the fourth wall was made explicit by philosopher and critic Denis Diderot and spread in 19th-century theatre with the advent of theatrical realism, which extended the idea to the imaginary boundary between any fictional work and its audience.
Speaking directly to or otherwise acknowledging the audience through a camera in a film or television program, or through this imaginary wall in a play, is referred to as "breaking the fourth wall" and is considered a technique of metafiction, as it penetrates the boundaries normally set up by works of fiction. This can also occur in literature and video games when a character acknowledges the reader or player.
The idea of the fourth wall was made explicit by philosopher and critic Denis Diderot and spread in 19th-century theatre with the advent of theatrical realism, which extended the idea to the imaginary boundary between any fictional work and its audience.
Speaking directly to or otherwise acknowledging the audience through a camera in a film or television program, or through this imaginary wall in a play, is referred to as "breaking the fourth wall" and is considered a technique of metafiction, as it penetrates the boundaries normally set up by works of fiction. This can also occur in literature and video games when a character acknowledges the reader or player.
Deadpool breaks the fourth wall many times in his new video game. One example includes:
Wolverine: What were you doing over there?
Deadpool: Just a little surprise for our player!
Wolverine: What were you doing over there?
Deadpool: Just a little surprise for our player!
by DropTheB8ss February 13, 2014
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Its synonymous to "may the force be with you", which is said in Star Wars a lot
Its synonymous to "may the force be with you", which is said in Star Wars a lot
nerd 1: yayy may 4 finally's here, happy star wars day!!!
nerd 2: yes my Jedi friend, may the fourth be with you
nerd 2: yes my Jedi friend, may the fourth be with you
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