forest park

A smaller town just south of Oak Park. It has a hellovalotta bars and is populated by many Irish, Germans, and Blacks. Really cool town. Its the last stop for the Blue Line for Chicago. Sometimes i wish it was part of the OPRF township because i dont wana go to fuckin proviso east. Also referred to as Fopo, FOPO, FoPo, ect. Which originated around the Jackson and Desplaines area.

Yo, takin the L all the way to Forest Park? Thats the last stop!

by huTTn3r April 28, 2006

first dude

husband of grasping, overreaching female office holder or politican. his incidental consort status effectively renders him neither first nor dude.

todd palin was first dude of alaska before his harpy wife ditched to $ell out.

by lexicali slim November 18, 2009

First Amendment

The First Amendment allows the people of the United States to voice unpopular opinions, preventing tyranny by the majority. It also allows people to assembly peaceable and allows the press to report fact and voice opinion without prior restraint. If we cannot petition our government for the redress of grievances we risk the hardening of a permanent majority into a self-enforcing bureaucracy.

Thomas Jefferson once said that if forced to choose between government without newspapers, and newspapers without government, he wouldn't hesitate to choose the latter. Assembly, the exchange of ideas, and understanding the actions of society keep us free, and are why the press was intended to be a de facto fourth branch of government.

"Free Speech is the right to yell, "Theater!" at a crowded fire."

- Abbie Hoffman, radical, describing the First Amendment

by Memphis Jay March 7, 2008

FIRST TIME

The sky was dark, the moon was high
All alone, just her and I
Her hair so soft, her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine
I don't know how, I tried my best
I started placing my hands on her breasts
When I did it, I felt no shame
And all at once the white stuff came
At last I was finished, it's all over now
My first time ever,
At milking a COW !

I bet when you read this you thought I was going to make it a first time sex story. It's cute though huh?

by NikkiK May 22, 2006

Firster

Someone who enters a numerical position on a message board or social network post such as first or second but adds no meaningful insight or opinion on the original post. Statistically this will fail and makes the firster look idiotic and annoying rather than just being annoying for wasting space.

This is similar to trolling but lazier and not as creative. It's kind of like Trolling for Idiots.

The topic would go here and then the firster would post as such.

Bojeezy - FIRST!
Bukkake4me- 2nd!
Admin- Well that was informative...and creative..

by sprydle April 14, 2010

Just like my first time

A more sustainable alternative to "that's what she said" that first came into usage in the fall of 2010 in New York City.

Uttara: This belongs to Maggie's friend! Don't mess with her, you're entering a world of pain!
Faraz: Just like my first time...

by NYCNYCNYCNYCNYCNYC September 12, 2010

Forest Gump

A misspelling of Forrest Gump

OMG I sah teh Forest Gump las weeknd!!1

by fzh October 18, 2004