Fitta

Slang for the word "gotta", just like "finna", which means "gonna".

I'd love to stay but i fitta head back ://

by OxycodoneEcstasy February 22, 2022

fitted

(adj.) to be cool, crunk, or expressing qualities of coolness and crunkness i.e. fresh, hot, the shit, etc.
(n.) popular

Stay fitted.

Ay brah, them jeans is fitted.

That's fitted.

The fitted always talked about in highschool

by coolranchie April 15, 2009

Fitted before the fitted

The fitted that you rock so you can feel like a thug while you're trying to pick out what clothes and fitted you're really gonna wear for the night. The fitted before the fitted has no say in what you're going to wear to the festivities of the night, it just ensures you look extra icy as you're getting ready.

A knockoff of the Situations "shirt before the shirt."

I was rockin the Angels fitted before the fitted before I picked out the Orioles fitted (after the fitted).

Yo is that's a sweet fitted before the fitted, you're gonna look like a baller tonight.

by Strackus September 8, 2010

fistorectomy

Where you punch a bitch so hard in the vagina that it damages her uterus.

The surgeon general has warned that pregnant women should avoid fistorectomies.

by Sherby McGee March 28, 2003

union pipe fitter

Lazy fuckers that desire to be union sheet metal workers, with over active tear ducts.

The union pipe fitter sat in the corner watching a union sheet metal worker bang his wife.

by Cptnlngdk January 15, 2018

fitoss

1) A very fit person, ie someone very attractive.

2) A sarcastic take on the word fit. The original word fit means someone attractive whereas "fitoss" means someone who is very ugly. In essence, it is reverse psychology.

(Person's name) is fitoss.

by Danmagnet January 15, 2005

puzzle-fitter

a compatible and/or ideal mate

I'm sure you'll find another puzzle-fitter.

by julie bing January 24, 2005