fap juice

Semen. Thick, milky, viscous semen.

After having sex with the car exhaust, It was coated in my fap juice.

by eden5900 September 5, 2003

Fap glove

A glove, usually made of latex, used to masturbate and cum into. Used with lube provides the a very good experience and keeps the cum contained.

John always buys the 100 glove pack at Walmart. He use them as fap gloves

by STM-1024 September 27, 2015

fap to the future

When you masterbate so fast u reach 88 miles per hour and go back in time

Dude last night fap to the future. I came on my great granddad

by Sir. Fappington January 21, 2016

Fap Map

A map where you try to get as many location markers of where you have fapped.

Jared: Hey bro, I just checked fap map, you fapped in Arizona!?
Jake: You bet your sweet ass I did.

by PorkLover69 March 23, 2021

FAP ring

Ring of Favor and Protection is a Ring in Dark Souls and Dark Souls Remastered. Players can equip up to 2 Rings, but equipping two of the same item is not possible.

"A ring symbolizing the favor and protection of the goddess Fina, known in legend to possess 'fateful beauty."

Boosts HP, Stamina and Equip Load by 20% each. Permanently breaks when removed.

Dropped by Lautrec after you kill him.
Also received from trading the Xanthous Crown to Snuggly

This ring will boost HP, Stamina and Equip Load by 20% each, but permanently breaks if it is ever removed.
Utilizing this ring is also the only way to increase Stamina above 160 (Max of 192).
Stacks with: Mask of the Mother, Tiny Being's Ring, Havel's Ring and Mask of the Father.

You use Favor and protection ring! its useful

Just say FAP ring bro.

Hey your build doesnt have FAP ring

Yeah I know its a dual ring build.

by dgc0312 February 10, 2023

Fap Rotation

The act of cycling between multiple different fap materials in order to avoid becoming desensitized to any of them. Similar to how farmers cycle the crops they plant in order to keep the soil full of nutrients.

I have a fap rotation system involving my favorite episodes from a hentai.

by Seiban June 20, 2017

Fap'n'nap

When you wank your dick so hard that when you finally squirt your sperm everywhere your so tired that you decide to take a quick nap.

Make sure you clean yourself up before you take the nap or do it in a private area, otherwise someone may walk in and find you completely naked with a flaccid red dick and your stomach covered in sperm.

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP *exstatic moan of pleasure*

Nap Time
Awaken to your parent's voices:

Mum: I think our son had a wetdream
Dad: Naaahh look how raw his dick his, he probably had a wild wank and was so tired afterwards he fell asleep.
Mum: Ahhhhh a Fap'n'Nap
Dad: Thats right

by Callum6969 May 15, 2009