epostalyptic

adj. email containing a powerful virus.

Thanks to an epostalyptic email, my computer crashed.

by moonyowl March 5, 2011

Egoseismic

When one thinks that the source of an earthquake moved because of himself/herself

"Maybe us coming out here redirected the epicenter of US earthquakes to where we were from"

"That's called egocentric thinking"

"I would call it egoseismic thnking"

by Moe'Suckra June 12, 2012

egoseismic

The belief that your personal location directly affects the epicenter of earthquakes.

Rhett: Since we've been out here we haven't experienced an earthquake, but back in North Carolina they DID have one.

Link: Maybe it's US! Maybe our moving out here redirected the epicenter of the nation's earthquakes!

Rhett: That's called egocentric thinking, thinking that we had something to do with it.

Link: I think it'd be egoSEISMIC.

by quanticat June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

A form of narcissism that assumes that the person is the cause of earthquakes in their location.

You are egoseismic to believe that there are earthquakes in Los Angeles because you live there.

by The4thRider June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

Link from GMM

Link is so egoseismic that he thinks he prevents earthquakes.

by Earthquake Man June 12, 2012

egoseismic

The belief that one's own actions or location determines the frequency of earthquakes in a given area.

Link's egoseismic outlook led him to believe that earthquakes could not happen in a given city when he was there.

by OSUguy1990 June 12, 2012

egoseismic

The act of thinking that one's presence in a given area directly correlates with the amount of earthquakes in that area.
(As coined by YouTube legend Link Neal of RhettandLink)

"We haven't been in an earthquake since we moved here. Maybe us moving here re-directed the U.S. epicenter of earthquakes to where we came from."
"That's egotistical thinking, saying that we had something to do with the earthquakes."
"I would call it 'egoseismic' thinking."

by CarBen Dioxide June 12, 2012