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English Class

Classes that involve writing essays and reading text. Also known as the most boring type of class you will take in school. A hell of a lot different than math which is also known as the fun class.
I hate English class! Why can't everything be math?!!
by nilethe146 November 13, 2017
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English Homework

A synonym used to covertly refer to marijuana.
Hey, lets study our "english homework" on the way to school, therefore providing for a deeper class experience
by englishhead420 April 21, 2009
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English Language

What many people online (MSN, AOL, Various Chatrooms) always abuse. Either speak English or don't speak at all you losers.

"dey normli speek lyk diz" and listen to Hip Hop, and hang around the streets smoking and acting cool.

Also see chav
Joe: u dnt know da tru
Joe: you cnt handle da trueth
Me: You can't handle the English Langauge.
Joe: y not?
Me: Point Proven
by Cloud November 15, 2004
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English Way

Polite with undertones of sarcasm. Dry and pragmatic approach to life. Plausible deniability. No crying at the bar unless you're a cowboy. Willing to kill to defend the honour of the football club. A way that does not work for Carlos. To kick a person while they are down.Ddestroying a culture with drugs and alcohol. Druidism and paganism. Using connections to get ahead or to get head. If you don't get caught , it isn't a crime, but if you get do get caught and executed, it is. To uphold appearances. Calling the auto club is the English Way.
Carlos, telling her the truth on the first date is not the English Way.

Calos hugging other men in public is not the English Way.

Telling your date her ugly kids are cute when she shows you their pictures is the English Way.

When you would rather fuck your peruvian friend over than spend the lousy $38 for a cab ride

-paying for a good spanking is the English Way

-Fred paid a little extra for the English Way while in Amsterdam

-Wow, Rob sure gave those Czechoslavian football fans a taste of The English Way

hey, they sure gave those indians a taste of the English Way

Dawn and her friends celebrate Yule in the English Way.

Isaac used the English Way to get into Law School.

the queen held in her gaseous excretion until she spontaneously combusted into wild flames thus demonstrating the English Way

-Abe heard the gun cocking but he was too embarrassed to turn around- that is the English Way.

-Asking your friend to "get physical" is not the English Way- it is the Peruvian Way.
by josearlos October 21, 2010
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English Dub

For some reason people still like to shit on english dubs without giving them a fair chance. Dubs in recent years have only continued to grow and improve. Besides, some people need dubs because they may have a disability or cannot see well. That doesn’t make them retarted. Sub elitists need to open their minds a little.
Guy 1: Hey the new anime has a pretty good English dub.
Guy 2: I disagree, but if it makes you happy, then good for you.
by Duckos February 15, 2021
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English Medicine Cabinet

1. N.- A medicine cabinet which is located or originates from England.

2. V.- When a man successfully attempts to insert both of his testicles in the anus of a man or woman. Variations, see:English Pharmacy
1. That's a stunning English medicine cabinet!

2. Then the bastard tried to pull an English medicine cabinet on me!
by Bexxx May 1, 2004
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English Tea Time

A sexual maneuver.

First, very hot (preferably boiling) water is placed in a partner's mouth. The partner must be laying flat on a surface. The partner then keeps his or her mouth open while the second person, a man, dips his "teabags" into the mouth of the partner, as if steeping a cup of tea. The "teabags" are left in the mouth for a few minutes, depending on how much tea flavouring is preferred. Once the desired amount of steeping is reached, the partner then swallows the water. Sugar, honey, lemon or anything one likes added to their tea should be added before swallowing but after the steeping process.
Person 1: Hey, would you mind taking me to the hospital?
Person 2: Sure. Are you okay?
Person 1: Oh, I scalded my scrotum because Jenny and I were having English Tea Time.
Person 2: That sounds painful. Is Jenny okay?
Person 1: She can't really talk because her mouth is burnt. But she liked the tea.
by The Shwastitute August 8, 2013
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