Carl-Emil

Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.

Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

emile

little , blonde haire usually wears a pink hoodie and goes to pdm in pei sec 4

look it emile the boy

by baddie08 January 22, 2022

Emil

Small Dick, look like MR.Bean

He is so Emil

by Swagcool123 December 12, 2016

Emil

When you want to say that someone is toxic and a drama Queen you say that he's an Emil. Emils are usually people with a big ego and a selfish soul. They only conplain about themselves and don't care about others. They always play the victim and they are stubborn as hell but in a bad way. They suck.

"Damn, he really only talks about HIMSELF huh?"
"Yeah, he's such an Emil!"

by TheOneWhoSpillsTheTea May 15, 2020

Emil

Emil is a boy that has a extremely big dick loves basketball I he will marry a girl named jazmin he also loves his friends

Is that cute boy with a jazmin?

Yeah he HAS to be a Emil

by Iheartclowes December 12, 2021

Emil

She's the most awesome wholesome and she loves stripper funerals. At first Emil is shy but don't be fooled by the shyness, Emil is a talkative and amazing person ever to hand around with. She'll make you laugh and love playing games.

"Wow, i wish i had an Emil"

by yudfwqyuefgwajyhdw September 19, 2022

emil klinker

A legend, better than anyone else.

Wow, that guy is the coolest ever.
He must be an Emil Klinker

by Ninjaguden January 31, 2017