godamn ducks

A term when you or someone near you farts.
Since a fart sounds somewhat like a duck it is used to blam your fart on a duck.

PersonA: *farts* ... godamn ducks
PersonB: Godamn ducks
*PersonC walks in*
PersonC: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?!
PersonA: godamn ducks!

by Jason December 6, 2004

ducks

Plural of duck, a breed of fowl that lives almost wholly atop freshwater lakes when not nesting, flying, or migrating.

Look! Out on the water! Ducks!

by michael November 11, 2003

ducks in a bag

Having a task/thing "in the bag" or successfully completed because you had your "ducks in a row" or all of the steps to completing your task/thing done. Often used when you are very smug, and when you are bragging. Bringing you, your "Ducks in a Bag"

Dude 1: wow, so I heard you won that best team captain of the year award.
Dude 2:yeah, I had my ducks in a bag from the very start.
Dude 1: how did you do that?
Dude 2: lots of bribes and sucking up to people.
Dude 1: well it worked.....

by charachar August 26, 2010

Duckscrimination

Discrimination against duck.

"That is duckscrimination." said the duck.

by dkgnerijhbmerthnrtnhj January 11, 2020

Cosby Ducks

Rare ducks found only on golf courses in and around Arizona.

The Cosby Ducks: "I've got Jell-O puddin' on my beak again!"

by Red the Ghost June 29, 2010

twinkie dinks

(plural): Snobbish, pretentious, upscale or wanna-be upscale people; social climbers who enjoy displaying status symbols and shopping at boutique establishments. The term crosses all boundaries of politics, race, religion and sexual orientation, encompassing conservative yuppies or "old money" fogies as often as liberal hippie/hipster/granola subcategories. Twinkie dinks typically drive Audi SUVs and have a penchant for over-describing the taste of expensive wines, craft beers and ciders, or boutique coffees.

I went to Whole Foods in search of a good deal on beer, but returned home empty-handed because the bar area was filled with twinkie dinks discussing in great detail a new beer called the "{Cleveland Steamer", with fruity citrus notes, a touch of molasses, a backbone of baker's chocolate, and a foamy head.

by Jim-Knob Dooger October 10, 2015

Danksgiving

Getting as high as you can before eating your Thanksgiving meal

Today we give thanks to the Lord our Ganj, for this bountiful Danksgiving meal.

by Josh Malk November 28, 2011