Utah Ugly Duckling

The act of inhaling hookah/cigarette/cigar smoke and then blowing it into a girl's pussy. The girl then queef's the smoke back out into the air.

Ashley got a Utah Ugly Duckling from Jeff at the party.

by Thanatos Nex March 6, 2010

ducking

The act in which one human being, who is mentally disturbed, uses the molar joints (which are capable of inducing 600 lbs of crushing force) against an unsuspecting individual to the buttocks...with intentions to permanently leave teeth marks, and possibly even cause scarring. The meeting point of impact, between such teeth and the meat of the cheek, results in a severe jump, followed by a scream to be heard from the harassed individual. Then witnessed is usually tears from the victim, as he/she (usually HE)collapses to the ground, holding the damaged cheek while in the fetal position.

I want to go ducking on your cute little right cheek... are you ready???

...5 mins later...

Ahhhhhh, my ass!!! I've been ducked!

by the ducker August 20, 2007

The Ugly Duckling

This one becomes a goose, not a swan. Forever a mockery of reality.

This is a special definition for a humanities teacher who I call a counter-intuitive bastard who thinks she’s a fucking dictator. She’d pair well with Mr. UnClean. Together, they could rule Auschwitz in harmony and perfect duality. 🖕🏼❤️🖕🏼

“Shit. We have The Ugly Duckling for a teacher this year. Welp, Imma hang myself.”

by adopt a toblerone March 2, 2020

The Ugly Duckling Effect

When a friend of yours gets a girlfriend or boyfriend and they update their relationship on facebook, you click on their name to see what they look like and they are always the ugliest person in the group photo.

"Dude, Fred got a new girlfriend!"-Kyle
"Dude, let me see!" -Frank
"Oh, god nevermind, The ugly duckling effect strikes again." -Kule

by GRMCE August 14, 2012

Ugly duckling

When your rutty duck or ruddy duck has dried up and forms a hard shell of poop around your dick/balls.

Aw man. I like having a ruddy duck, but I forgot to wash it off last night, so I woke up with a ugly duckling this morning!

by Jimmy Berserkeah November 10, 2007

Donald Ducking

Eating out and motorboating a girl in the voice of Donald Duck, it is the most impossible known way to make a girl cum, when a guy does this he is instantly called "Daddy" and is inducted into the pussy eating hall of fame.

"Hey man I ate out your mom last night?"
"YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?"
"Yeah, I was totally Donald Ducking that pussy."
"My nigga."

by CALLMEDADDY69 January 13, 2014

Dickling

To tickle someone with one's dick.

Suzanne was laughing so hard because Jeremy was dickling her all over.

by stumplump July 23, 2017