doutii

Another word of the substance calle "Marijuana"

When are you going to pickup the doutii so we can blaze?

by Justin Time March 16, 2005

douff

An abnormal protusion of unshaved hair that appears and grows on the chin of a human being.

He had not shaved for three weekss and his chin that had once been a beard was now a omega douffe of mass proportions.

by Corey Bates November 10, 2008

Doutchenberg

A dumb, mean person, kind of like a douchebag.

Like a douchebag, but worse.

An asshole who is stupid.

"Sarah Palin is a doutchenberg."

"No me gusta el doutchenberg" (I dont like the douchebag)

by WombatMan August 1, 2009

Doubtapathy

When you are fully aware that something, or someone is worthwhile based on your direct experience - and still the receiver of your advice or recommendation chooses to blow it adding to the wasteful apathy of mankind.

Doubtapathy.

"Go to ____, best steak in North America"

"I'll think about it the guys I just met who just moved here say that place is sketch so we may go to the first one we see I'm starving"

next day

"How was it?"
"Terrible, I should've trusted you."

Doubtapathy

by eVL_e January 25, 2011

Doufie

That big ugly ass plastic mailbox.You know every fucking road has one. They are green, black, tan or shit brown. Some have serious dental problems an overbite and the occasional underbite. They have two doors, one on the front and one on the back and a little red flag.

Soap want to go out doufie hunting with some quist tonight??? Nothing like the sound of a mama jamma hitting the thing and breaking off the flag. Even better the daddy yankee blowing the doors open. But bet we can knock a couple out on the road with a MOAB.

by Captain Price 141 September 30, 2012

douff

To stab someone in both eyeballs at the same time, using the index and pointer fingers.

"If you don't shut up, I will douff you."
"Say one more thing about my mama and I will douff your eyeballs."

by Bigblackie November 28, 2013

Doubtfuk

After drinking heavily the night before, knowing you were with someone when you got home, but waking up in the morning alone with no additional memories of what happened in between.

Later that day, Tammy saw Steve from accounting. He said he had a great time the other night. She realized he was the doubtfuk from the company Christmas party.

by Captrabs64 February 16, 2017