Matt: Should I bitch ditch her?
Chantel: Whats that?
Matt: To avoid all talking and eye contact with a person.
Chantel: Whats that?
Matt: To avoid all talking and eye contact with a person.
by for chantel :P January 21, 2009
Get the Bitch Ditchmug. by DesertMama77 July 27, 2011
Get the Ditch Homug. A young male located towards the edge of a tent. Commonly found wearing Jeans and a Bomber Jacket with penis in hand.
What do you mean bruv. We're never gonna fit 5 people in there!
Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.
Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.
by The Ultimate Bruh Moment September 26, 2019
Get the Ditch wankermug. by pedel December 1, 2017
Get the ditch niggamug. by Pb&jelly:-) April 19, 2019
Get the Ditch Mattressmug. A big fucking hole.
by Wet spaghetti May 24, 2022
Get the Coitus ditchmug. A cross betweenditch pigand mud cricket.
A dirty nasty slut, short shorts wearing tailgate humper.
A ditch cricket lives in an urban setting but can be found in rural areas, looking for the next bumper humper.
Although not always they are often known to have multiple children with multiple baby daddys.
Will never choose live in the counry or farm setting.
A dirty nasty slut, short shorts wearing tailgate humper.
A ditch cricket lives in an urban setting but can be found in rural areas, looking for the next bumper humper.
Although not always they are often known to have multiple children with multiple baby daddys.
Will never choose live in the counry or farm setting.
Did you see that man with the cow boy boots walk into her house? One of the kids called him dad, do you think she's a Ditch Cricket ?
by B Silent March 19, 2018
Get the ditch cricketmug.