Distractivist : (n.) an activist with a savior complex who invents a false narrative to create a platform to put himself or herself into the spotlight in order to gain control or power and who has no desire at all to serve the people he or she claims to represent.
The people regretted voting a distractivist into office, for they later learned he only pretended to care about them in order to get elected.
by Callitwhatitis October 26, 2019
Get the Distractivist mug.1. When you can't focus on a task, so you jerk off instead. See also: procrasturbating.
2. Distracting another person when they're trying to complete a task, simply for your own amusement. Especially when it causes the other person extreme embarrassment.
2. Distracting another person when they're trying to complete a task, simply for your own amusement. Especially when it causes the other person extreme embarrassment.
"How's Daniel doing on his science fair project? Working hard up there in his room?"
"Nope, he's up there distraculating."
"Our other kid's going to be a doctor, though, right?"
*BEEEEEP*
"Hi, this is Jack, from the bike shop. Your bike is ready to..."
*Christian distraculates him with the mating dance of a frigate bird*
"...uhhhhh...sorry, I got distraculated there..."
"Nope, he's up there distraculating."
"Our other kid's going to be a doctor, though, right?"
*BEEEEEP*
"Hi, this is Jack, from the bike shop. Your bike is ready to..."
*Christian distraculates him with the mating dance of a frigate bird*
"...uhhhhh...sorry, I got distraculated there..."
by Aboynamed Pseudonym May 25, 2023
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To be the purest form of mayhem & distruction all in one neat package. Used to define somone who is almost robotic and systematic at pwning life, and destroys all.
No, he's not just awesome, he is a distructobot
by The Distructobot January 20, 2009
Get the distructobot mug.(adj.) - distractingly attractive; the kind of beauty that demands at least one or two double-takes.
I ended up failing my English test because Jessica was so disttractive and I couldn't focus on anything other than her.
by rom&rad October 18, 2010
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Get the Distraugfth mug.Disgraceful racial behaviour.
Someone spots a person of colour running and says, I wonder what they’ve just stolen? That’s disgracial.
A White woman clutching their purse or checking their wallet as a person of ethnicity approaches. That’s disgracial.
A store owner following a customer of color around the store as if they are about to shoplift. That’s disgracial.
An Asian person waits for the next elevator when a person of colour or youths wearing hoodies are in the lift. That’s disgracial.
Someone spots a person of colour running and says, I wonder what they’ve just stolen? That’s disgracial.
A White woman clutching their purse or checking their wallet as a person of ethnicity approaches. That’s disgracial.
A store owner following a customer of color around the store as if they are about to shoplift. That’s disgracial.
An Asian person waits for the next elevator when a person of colour or youths wearing hoodies are in the lift. That’s disgracial.
Someone spots a person of colour running and says, I wonder what they’ve just stolen? That’s disgracial.
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