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long distance relationslump 

The toll on a couple normally kept apart by distance, now further separated by travel restrictions.
Their New York-L.A. thing had felt dynamic, sharing best-of-both with alternating weeks. After months of facetime but no actual faces, and no actual bodies, they were in a long distance relationslump.
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Corona distance yoself

You better corona distance yoself before I slap that shit out of you for your snarky comment. To tell someone to back the fuck up out of your space real quick like.
You stole my girl, you better corona distance yoself before you get the shit knocked out of you

Social Distance Warrior

Someone who takes it upon themselves to walk around and tell people off if they're too close
I had this social distance warrior have a go at us because we were too close together

Social distance 

When ur scared of getting sick
Karen's social distance to a obnoxious extent
Social distance by Molly gave October 19, 2020

Lazy Distance 

The maximum distance you are willing to travel before you give up due to laziness.
I am hungry, but the kitchen is too far. Its beyond my lazy distance.
Lazy Distance by Draco Left January 17, 2021

Long Distance Dick Punch 

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.

Pissing distance. 

When an event of some sort is right around the corner or really close to happening.
Tyler's birthday is in pissing distance.