Not-too-distant future

No more than ten years from now.

Wow, this place looks like it's from the not-too-distant future!

by Monty Park July 13, 2009

Distant cousin

To indicate somebody who might be vaguely related to you, but you are either going to, or have already, tapped that ass.

"Hey, is that hottie your cousin?"

"Yeah... DISTANT cousin, if you know what I mean."

by Mona Richards December 9, 2008

the distance

A term used to describe when somebody takes a long time to orgasm, usually when somebody of the male species has sex with a woman long enough for her to orgasm more than once. One who can not go the distance is a minute man.

Oh man, Listen to her moan! I think he's going the distance!

by John E. Danger January 22, 2004

Social distancing

An excuse to avoid people you don't wanna see during the Corona pandemic.

Girl: I'm not doing anything today.. so bored...
Me: Wanna hangout?
Girl: oh....Umm I'm social distancing right now.....

*Girl posts on story with her and a group of people later*

by Karab okama March 18, 2020

cum-shot distance envy

cum-shot distance envy is the feeling short-shooters have for guys who can blow their load at least their height or farther.

A lot of my fellow cadets have cum-shot distance envy because they can't shoot their cum 7' like I can!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

distance bomb

When someone you know for a very long time suddenly says
that they are going to move real far away, like Crapville
Arkansas even though you live in Seattle. Usualy causes great
hearache in the person who is left behind.

"That woman really dropped the distance bomb on that poor guy
saying that she is going to move halfway across the world

by blinkingblythe April 14, 2007

distastefullness

Distastefullness is a word to describe several things, such as:

1.the act of being extremely distasteful

2.a great use of a large word for a class exercise in which we have to analyze paragraphs and describe them

3.the way to describe how octopus ink is viewed in the general public

"When the octopus sqirts it's ink, it is very DISTASTeFULLness"

by O'neil-a-tron January 30, 2009