bum dingle

1.)Poop that gets stuck in the bum hairs in little round balls at the ends.

2.) A pice of shit annoying person that follows you around and seemingly clings to you.

1.)Sue diden't wipe well and now she has bum dingles.

2.) Ricky go away and stop being such a bum dingle.

by Ceassa September 23, 2004

dingle knobber

One who enjoys titillating, caressing and sucking on the flaccid penis and balls of a person possessing a substantially lower IQ. Dingle knobbers often engage in odd behaviour with the other person’s genitalia; such as knocking or slapping the suckee’s balls together to make noise.

“Dude, I don’t want to hang out with Bruce anymore.”
“Why?”
“He is such a dingle knobber. He tried making music with Crazy Carl’s balls.”
“Whataweirdo.”

by monker December 20, 2007

Quandale Dingle

He is the master of Rock Paper Scissors. He contributed greatly to the format. His biggest contribution came to the Seattle format where introduced the Quandrock method of bashing your opponents skull with a boulder.

Whoa man, you just used the patent Quandale Dingle technique!

by crockpaperscissors March 22, 2022

dingle berry

crusty poop that clings to ass hair

dont you hate when you think you pinched your turd off only to find youve been carrying it around all day?

by urexcellency May 16, 2003

dingle chops

When a salad tosser gets his mutton chops directly in the line of fire and recieves a pooh facial that leaves dingle berries clinging to his (her) mutton chop.

April: What's that smell?!?!
John: Oh, Jeremy has some ripe dinglechops swingin in the breeze.

by lilly fisher March 14, 2005

Dingle fuck

Someone who dials the wrong area code and insists that they have the right number.

He is a dingle fuck.

by Kpb April 24, 2005

sea-dingle

A sex act involving two people in which salmon roe is used as lubrication facilitating anal penetration by a penis.

Yeah, I was out camping with my wife. I got lucky when we went fishing and then again when we went back to the tent. She was totally down for a sea-dingle.

by johnnyfive December 10, 2008