dicknormous

adjective: to be awkwardly fat.

katie: yo, did you see jesse's fat back?
tara: yeahh it was dicknormous!!!

katie: why is larry naked and scared?
tara: he was almost attacked by a dicknormous horse puppy!
katie: ohhh, stallion weeners.

by tara tart cart April 9, 2008

Dicktoria Secret

A brand of lingerie for hairy polish men called wiktor

Yo b wys you got your dicktoria secret on or what

by Samurai-o October 3, 2021

Dickorate

To decorate using phalluses or phallic patterns

My friend had passed out on the couch so i decided to dickorate his face

by Truci March 1, 2011

Dicktree

Trees that resemble the shape of a massive bear cock that makes all white men jealous

Dude look at that dicktree!!

by DanSako November 23, 2018

dickorganized

when a male genitalia needs to be reorganized after jogging and/or moving around all day. Best done after urinating and before washing hands.

Dude1: I caught my Lyft driver trying to fix his dickorganized package at a red light. Like, everyone can see your hand moving around in your pocket man, c'mon, not cool.

Dude2: here, have some hand sanitizer, its on me.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 9, 2019

Dickfore

A large nugget or buttplug. Huge douchebag. Hurtbag. A bag of hurt.

Yo Rob, " look at the guy over there, that guy is a fuckin dickfore fooooshoooooo!"

by dickfore123 August 1, 2009

DICKWORM

can be used to mean basically anything you want to describe (good/bad/ugly/stupid/mean/lucky/awesome)Background:rambled out of my mouth one fine day in the 4th grade...now im a freshman at college and use of the word in notheren VA is more popular than ever

That wombat was such a dickworm!!
Thats SO dickworm!!

by Merrill Chanel May 14, 2004