Diaper Meridian

Age precisely between infantile and senile incontinence (between snuggies and depends).

Bob refused to date anyone on his side of the diaper meridian.

by Mebegebo August 26, 2012

Carolina Diaper

An otherwise normal diaper, after an infant takes a really fucking nasty yellow shit, resembling that really nasty yellow Carolina BBQ sauce.

Dude. I'm never having kids. I can't stand the Carolina Diaper.

by Silicon Quick2 June 16, 2018

phone diaper

A diaper for ur phone

When the teacher was out we made phone diapers cuz we were high and didn’t feel like having a threesome

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx February 12, 2019

Diaper Titties

When a female has large poorly shaped breasts that hang very low and doesn’t wear a bra or any type of support. Her breasts resemble the full saggy diaper of a child that is 2 hours overdue for a changing.

Hey Mercedes, look at that thot over there with them nasty diaper titties! Girl needs a bra, she out here looking like she breast feeds a heard of goats.

by Prince Ignorance August 31, 2018

diaper dope

diaper dope is heroin / fent dope that is so strong and fire that it will make you shit your pants... hence you need to wear a diaper when you do it. Many chunk dope users try to wear makeshift diapers before going on chunk knocker binges.

Not to be confused with dirty diaper coke

Tyrone: Be careful with this pack my man its some diaper dope

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

diaper profitability

When your SaaS startup's MRR is high enough to support buying diapers for your twins. MRR stands for "monthly recurring revenue" and SaaS stands for "Subscription as a Service", which is a kind of software that you pay monthly fees for. Like Netflix.com, www.Spotify.com or www.SparrowStartup.com.

First-time founder: Ya we're at diaper profitability. Looking at a 10x multiple.
VC:

VC:

First-time founder: ...ramen profitability? Haha...
VC: get out

by SparrowStartup.com - 10x MRR January 24, 2022

meat diaper

smearing a tube of ground chuck all over your gooch and anus, shitting and pissing into it, and cooking it in a spaghetti bolognese

hey Tony, what's for dinner tonight?

well, my girlfriend is bringing her family over and I've been sitting in this meat diaper for 72 hours. We could cook that up and give them a taste of Sicily

by WarthogGoddess January 4, 2021