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Dipshit

A clueless, moronic person, often so extremely lacking in social competence they remain completely oblivious to being universally perceived as a categorical numbnut.
Intelligence cannot be considered a proportionate measure of the level of dipshittery. One can be incredibly intelligent in other ways, yet still qualify as a complete dipshit.
The more often you find yourself exclaiming “what the actual fuck?” in response to someone’s words or actions, the more likely it is you are dealing with a dipshit.
Emmy: “My sexy, fur-lined, leather flight jacket enables my rocket to keep returning to your x-space all night long. Gaawwwrrrrrrrr!”
Jakkt: “Ahhhh, no thanks. You look like a dipshit man”
Emmy: “How about I show you the power of the Incel-erator in my Tanky Spanky?”
Jakkt: “WTAF?”
by GlobalDipshitPolice November 3, 2024
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Dipshit

Often described as a young man named Jordan Weishoff. Goes by “Jordy” or “Dumbass
Hey Dipshit, you don’t need a crane to lift a 2x4 wall with six guys standing around.
by TTTaylorrrrr December 3, 2024
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Dipshit

Often goes by the name “Jordan Weishoff”. Also referred to as “Jordy” or “Dumbass
Hey Dipshit, you don’t need a crane to lift a 2x4 wall with six guys standing around.
by TTTaylorrrrr December 3, 2024
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Dipshit

"I heard ya the first time dipshit" - mohawk mark
by vsolou August 20, 2025
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Dr. Dipshit

A very certain bitchy teacher that sucks ass, a bad teacher that everyone hates
"OMG! Did you hear Dr. Dipshit got fired???"
by donotsisturbmepleaseguys November 21, 2025
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dipshit blitz

the dipshit blitz is when you pull a coat over somebody's head in a fight and punch them in the face until they get knocked out
timmy: your mom
tim: stfu before I preform the dipshit blitz on you
by Screech16 February 18, 2023
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Dipshit cake

When 2 people get a short pipe and connect both ends of it to each other’s assholes and one of the guys shits. The shit travels to the other one’s anus, then the other person shits it back again and both continue till tired.
Me and my friend tried the Dipshit cake for the first time and loved it
by skidii March 27, 2025
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