Desperivity

Desperivity (n.)
The raw, unfiltered state of being desperately, hopelessly obsessed or fixated on something or someone to a borderline embarrassing and questionable degree — often accompanied by poor life choices, late-night impulses, and the uncontrollable urge to justify your shameful desires to anyone within earshot.
The Rock desperivity hit peak levels when he spent his entire paycheck on workout pills
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Reverse Desperate Housewife

When a younger woman fornicates with an older man, usually married at time of consummation.

It's origin is unknown, but rumor has it that the term originated when rumors spread that Eva Longoria took part in an affair with Hugh Hefner during his 7th marriage. Longoria was allegedly only 24 at the time.
"Kerry is currently taken by a married man with kids"

"Ah, the old fashioned 'reverse desperate housewife'"
by durkadurkista November 04, 2013
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desperate sex

When you have to go online and ask people to sex you, and then get upset when they don't so you retaliate by insulting them until they either give in or you leave.
Joweldeivid wouldn't quit getting at it!! Everybody already told him no! That fool was looking for desperate sex.
by AndyLockhart March 06, 2016
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desperation nation

originated as a noun - an exaggerated term used to describe the amount of desperation within a person, in which it is equivalent to a country.

but is now more commonly used as an adjective that describes an extreme form of desperation used to describe a situation or a person.
- Mayeisha keeps hitting on every lowlife that walks into the bar
- desperation nation
by arbitraryrantz January 09, 2017
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Desperality

The point in a persons life where they become so horny and lonely, that they begin to engage in sexual acts with objects other then humans.
"why did garrett go into the bathroom with that watermelon?"
"he hasn't had sex in over three years, desperality is finally setting in."
by duckba October 18, 2015
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Internet Desperate

Someone who wants like and followers online
by Ireallylikedogs February 20, 2017
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Desperate Dick

Laddies, listen up because the desperate dick is someone you do don't want to fuck with. A desperate dick is someone who is just so obviously desperate that it's almost embarrassing. Generally, the desperate dick would possess a dick but it also could mean that they are just an ass.
Guy 1: Hey mami, wanna get dinner sometime and then fuck in the back seat of my car?
Girl 1: Ewwww, no. You're just a desperate dick!
by Morgie102 October 05, 2019
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