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delayed texting

is something that happens 9 out of 10 times when the "faded" state of mind transition occurs.
Sorry about the delayed texting, I am a little faded right now.
by Branden J. Fox. March 11, 2012
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Delay Hole

Someone who adds road-blocks, bottlenecks, extra steps, and unneeded issues that delay something or someone, either through inconsiderate thinking, a need to increase their own importance through adding work or over complication, or to gain additional time for themselves in a situation or project where they will not be able to deliver.
1- The meeting should have been quick and solved the problem, but Jim was being a delay hole and kept adding unnecessary take away questions.
2- We didn't make the movie because Chad was being a delay hole and wasn't ready to go when we showed up.
3- The delay hole in the car ahead of us is going 20 in a 50, and in both lanes so we can't go around him.
4- I'd like to get to the bank, but my boss just called me into her office with a minute to go in the day. What a delay hole.
5- We should have been able to deliver that program on time but the programmer didn't check for bugs and left early. What a massive delay hole.
by Frey-hawk May 21, 2013
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delayed booty

when someone's ass (preferably female), by the way they walk, their ass cheeks flops above their thigh dramatically 1 second later after each step
Bro check out that girl's delayed booty, that shits so weird, it like flops way later than it really should
by jerryaki666 May 27, 2017
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delaylah

wow have you checked out those dank delaylahs!
by 420/69 July 13, 2017
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deslarae

DesLarae is a beautiful girl. Shes very active at most times. Shes very sensitive yet strong and independent and is very fun to hang out with.
I miss you, Deslarae.
Lets hang out today.
by Rayne Lotus July 31, 2017
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Delayed spit

A Delayed Spit is when a male or female swallows their partners cum/semen/bonemilk and vomits within 8 hours.
Alex broke her own rules of swallowing semen when she threw up later in the day resulting in a delayed spit.
by JohnnyG561 October 7, 2017
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desayuno

when you don't like someone on xbox live and you want them to not talk to you
Friend group: DESAYUNO DESAYUNO DESAYUNO
by Merkush Leh Kush February 1, 2018
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