Driving a desk 

Pejorative term for administrative work done by a military officer from the comfort and safety of headquarters, rather than out in the field where the real danger lies.

To say that Ritter was amazed didn't begin to explain matters. This guy was supposed to be a professional military officer. The taking of human life was part of his job description. Of course, Ritter told himself, Cutter'd spent most of his career driving a desk in the Pentagon - he probably hadn't seen much blood since he learned how to shave. (Clear and Present Danger, by Tom Clancy)

Driving a desk by EOC1_PCCS42 May 14, 2010

head desk

the act of hitting your head on a desk from frustration, or pure boredness.

I just head desked myself because I am so bored.



She frustrated me so I did a head desk.

head desk by viva la c-bomb February 11, 2009

under the desk support 

when ur girl gives u head under ur desk while you play on your PC :))

"want some under the desk support while you play, babe?"

under the desk support by il0v3shr3k June 20, 2022

fly a desk 

Of someone who is in the Air Force, (a flying organization) to be assigned to office duty. Mainly said by people who have been previously qualified to operate and fly an Aircraft.

“What’s your sole purpose in the Air Force?”

“To Fly a Desk drill sergeant”

fly a desk by Laid.To.Rest October 19, 2020

Engineer desk 

The state of having incredible amounts of seemingly unrelated technical items on a desk, out of which only the owner can make sense. Such items usually include circuit boards, drafting diagrams, mechanical devices, power cords, and half-empty cans of soda.

"Christ, I'm so disorganized. I'm suffering from a severe case of engineer desk."

Engineer desk by chopit January 23, 2009

head to the motherfucking desk 

1. What you use to respond to an idiotic question when "*head to desk*" or "*facepalm*" just isn't strong enough.

2. What you say when you've done something dumb when you were tired/inattentive/drunk.

3. What you do whenever Sarah Palin appears on the telly.

Mouthbreather Martin: "Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?"

Awesome Amanda: "*head to the motherfucking desk!*"

head to the motherfucking desk by QueenSlartibartfast March 21, 2010

Lap Desk 

The most badass Laptop/notebook accessory. Keeps you from burning your lap or manhood (if applies). Lets everyone know you care about the sexy legs you have under your clothes. Comfy ergonomic pillow with plastic or wooden top to set stuff on. A desk for your lap!

Tom-Dude I have "toasted skin syndrome"
Kate- Idiot, you should have used a lap desk!

Lap Desk by HTROW TROF October 7, 2010