head desk

the act of hitting your head on a desk from frustration, or pure boredness.

I just head desked myself because I am so bored.



She frustrated me so I did a head desk.

by viva la c-bomb February 11, 2009

under the desk support

when ur girl gives u head under ur desk while you play on your PC :))

"want some under the desk support while you play, babe?"

by il0v3shr3k June 20, 2022

fly a desk

Of someone who is in the Air Force, (a flying organization) to be assigned to office duty. Mainly said by people who have been previously qualified to operate and fly an Aircraft.

“What’s your sole purpose in the Air Force?”

“To Fly a Desk drill sergeant”

by Laid.To.Rest October 19, 2020

Engineer desk

The state of having incredible amounts of seemingly unrelated technical items on a desk, out of which only the owner can make sense. Such items usually include circuit boards, drafting diagrams, mechanical devices, power cords, and half-empty cans of soda.

"Christ, I'm so disorganized. I'm suffering from a severe case of engineer desk."

by chopit January 23, 2009

head to the motherfucking desk

1. What you use to respond to an idiotic question when "*head to desk*" or "*facepalm*" just isn't strong enough.

2. What you say when you've done something dumb when you were tired/inattentive/drunk.

3. What you do whenever Sarah Palin appears on the telly.

Mouthbreather Martin: "Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?"

Awesome Amanda: "*head to the motherfucking desk!*"

by QueenSlartibartfast March 21, 2010

Lap Desk

The most badass Laptop/notebook accessory. Keeps you from burning your lap or manhood (if applies). Lets everyone know you care about the sexy legs you have under your clothes. Comfy ergonomic pillow with plastic or wooden top to set stuff on. A desk for your lap!

Tom-Dude I have "toasted skin syndrome"
Kate- Idiot, you should have used a lap desk!

by HTROW TROF October 7, 2010

Bro-Desk Dome

when one male performs passionate, unforgettable fellatio on another male. Males tend to be in a complete bromance.
Generally used for stress relief.

Bro 1: Dude, I've been doing this paper allll day and it's killing me.
Bro 2: Dude, I know exactly what you need.
(Bro 2 pulls down Bro 1's pants and performs oral)

Bro 1: Brooooo thanks for the bro-desk dome, that was perfect.
Bro 2: We straight bruh, we straight. :DDD

by WildcatDeskDome March 8, 2011