Deja-dick

When having sex, you finish, leave, and when she wakes up she doesn’t know what happened

Bertha: Hey Kate I think Jason totally Deja-dicked me Saturday

Kate: Oh, so your gonna be a single mom

by Hornet-Taker December 7, 2022

deja vu

Deja Vu is not a meme or a song it means something you experience before.

I entered the room and immediately felt a sense of deja vu.

by Table 278 YT September 20, 2022

deja vu

1. the feeling of doing or seeing something that you actually have never done before.
2. KANSEI DORIFTO!

1. Wait, I had seen this in a dream before, guess it's just deja vu.
2. (eurobeat) Deja Vu!
I've just been in this place before
(Higher on the street)
And I know it's my time to go

by TotallyAHuman January 4, 2022

deja nu?

When you search your memory but no how hard you try simply cannot remember what TV you watched the night before. Often a feature of pandemic mind, leaving sufferers with a sick feeling that their lives are wasting away in an endless succession of Netflix/Prime/Hulu/HBO Max binges.

I know I was up late cranking on some series last night, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was.
Bruh you got a bad case of deja nu?

What'd we watch last night, bae?
Deja nu much?

by Creed Cur April 21, 2021

deja vu

Ok heres what i think deja vu is. there are two possibilities.

1. Since humans only use about a quarter of our brain power we may be experiencing a sudden increase in our minds capabilities for a short moment resulting in a psychic remembrance of a current situation causing you too feel you have experienced it already.

2. There is a matrix and a glitch has occured. what happens is you experience a repeated situation then you say "didnt this happen already" and then the programmers of the matrix program your mind to say oh its just deja vu.

What the fuck, i feel like i already wrote this definition before, o well its deja vu.

by ur dads hairy nipple August 31, 2005

Deja Facebook

When you look at someone and realize you just saw them wearing exactly what they're wearing in the exact same place in a picture on facebook that you either saw recently or just was looking at. Similar to Deja Vu

"Whoa Tyler I was just looking at a picture of you wearing that Kazaam shirt! Deja Facebook!"

by Alaskan_dude February 28, 2009

Deja-Poo

1.) Getting up from the toilet seat after expunging a number 2 from your biological records and looking in the toilet bowl to behold what is seemingly the same load you dumped off some time ago in the past, yet can't quite remember exactly when. Color, texture, and all dimensions seem to be the exact same. Even the light, room ambiance, and temperature are all eerily familiar.

Not to be confused with the "Green apple quick steps", or the "Backyard trots". These are both synonyms for diarrhea. And it does not take a mystique to correlate enough facts to surmise that when undergoing this painful and dehydrating experience, the results of one's bowel movements are typically consistent in all areas.

Deja-Poo applies strictly and solely to the solid stuff.

Dude #1: I don't know what is going on, but I could swear that load I just dropped off was the same exact one I pinched 3 weeks ago last Sunday. Or wwas it 2 months ago last Friday? Everything was the same man, this shit is crazy...

Dude #2: It's called Deja-Poo bro. I experience it at least once quarterly. So don't feel special or anything.

by The Big Fuzz April 22, 2010