deja-vagine

When a chick gives you her phone number and you discover she is already in your contacts, so you check the previous text message exchange to find that you stopped messaging because she was getting too thirsty for your happily married ass.

Man, I had a major case of deja-vagine last night when a customer gave me her number. Turns out we already met and she got a little thirsty for my liking so I cut her off. Please don't tell my wife, lest I end up in the dog box again.

by Kiwiboiii November 17, 2020

deja nu?

When you search your memory but no how hard you try simply cannot remember what TV you watched the night before. Often a feature of pandemic mind, leaving sufferers with a sick feeling that their lives are wasting away in an endless succession of Netflix/Prime/Hulu/HBO Max binges.

I know I was up late cranking on some series last night, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was.
Bruh you got a bad case of deja nu?

What'd we watch last night, bae?
Deja nu much?

by Creed Cur April 21, 2021

deja womb

orginally described by freud to apply to only men, deja womb is the feeling of dreaming of a place and feeling as if you've been there before, but what it is reminding you of is the womb.

bro, my dream last night gave me mad deja womb.

by yalcompower March 29, 2023

Deja douche

When you meet someone new and initially think they're really cool, only to realize how horribly wrong you were about fifteen minutes later.

"Oh, so you're a Nickelback fan? Wow, deja douche!"

by buckfutter666 March 11, 2014

deja vu

Ok heres what i think deja vu is. there are two possibilities.

1. Since humans only use about a quarter of our brain power we may be experiencing a sudden increase in our minds capabilities for a short moment resulting in a psychic remembrance of a current situation causing you too feel you have experienced it already.

2. There is a matrix and a glitch has occured. what happens is you experience a repeated situation then you say "didnt this happen already" and then the programmers of the matrix program your mind to say oh its just deja vu.

What the fuck, i feel like i already wrote this definition before, o well its deja vu.

by ur dads hairy nipple August 31, 2005

Deja Facebook

When you look at someone and realize you just saw them wearing exactly what they're wearing in the exact same place in a picture on facebook that you either saw recently or just was looking at. Similar to Deja Vu

"Whoa Tyler I was just looking at a picture of you wearing that Kazaam shirt! Deja Facebook!"

by Alaskan_dude February 28, 2009

Deja Poo

When you take a dump and it feels the same, looks the same, smells the same.

Deja Poo motherfucker, Deja Poo.

by dickdragondog November 24, 2010