1.) Getting up from the toilet seat after expunging a number 2 from your biological records and looking in the toilet bowl to behold what is seemingly the same load you dumped off some time ago in the past, yet can't quite remember exactly when. Color, texture, and all dimensions seem to be the exact same. Even the light, room ambiance, and temperature are all eerily familiar.

Not to be confused with the "Green apple quick steps", or the "Backyard trots". These are both synonyms for diarrhea. And it does not take a mystique to correlate enough facts to surmise that when undergoing this painful and dehydrating experience, the results of one's bowel movements are typically consistent in all areas.

Deja-Poo applies strictly and solely to the solid stuff.

Dude #1: I don't know what is going on, but I could swear that load I just dropped off was the same exact one I pinched 3 weeks ago last Sunday. Or wwas it 2 months ago last Friday? Everything was the same man, this shit is crazy...

Dude #2: It's called Deja-Poo bro. I experience it at least once quarterly. So don't feel special or anything.

Deja-Poo by The Big Fuzz April 22, 2010

Deja-Poo

The feeling that you've heard this kind of crap before.

While she was explaining her excuses, I had a strong sense of Deja-Poo.

Deja-Poo by momo64 October 6, 2012

Deja-Poo

The feeling you get when you've heard that shit before

What Simon Cowell says every year on XFactor = Deja-Poo

Deja-Poo by Eos September 22, 2012

deja poo

Dejavu but shit

deja poo
I've been in this shit before
(Higher on the loo)
And I know its my time to poo
Calling you, and the search is a mystery
(Sitting on my feet)
It's so hard when I try to be mee

deja poo by woolf🦊 January 6, 2022

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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