1.) Getting up from the toilet seat after expunging a number 2 from your biological records and looking in the toilet bowl to behold what is seemingly the same load you dumped off some time ago in the past, yet can't quite remember exactly when. Color, texture, and all dimensions seem to be the exact same. Even the light, room ambiance, and temperature are all eerily familiar.
Not to be confused with the "Green apple quick steps", or the "Backyard trots". These are both synonyms for diarrhea. And it does not take a mystique to correlate enough facts to surmise that when undergoing this painful and dehydrating experience, the results of one's bowel movements are typically consistent in all areas.
Deja-Poo applies strictly and solely to the solid stuff.
Not to be confused with the "Green apple quick steps", or the "Backyard trots". These are both synonyms for diarrhea. And it does not take a mystique to correlate enough facts to surmise that when undergoing this painful and dehydrating experience, the results of one's bowel movements are typically consistent in all areas.
Deja-Poo applies strictly and solely to the solid stuff.
Dude #1: I don't know what is going on, but I could swear that load I just dropped off was the same exact one I pinched 3 weeks ago last Sunday. Or wwas it 2 months ago last Friday? Everything was the same man, this shit is crazy...
Dude #2: It's called Deja-Poo bro. I experience it at least once quarterly. So don't feel special or anything.
Dude #2: It's called Deja-Poo bro. I experience it at least once quarterly. So don't feel special or anything.
by The Big Fuzz April 22, 2010
by momo64 May 01, 2012
by Robert C. Wilson August 24, 2005
deja poo
I've been in this shit before
(Higher on the loo)
And I know its my time to poo
Calling you, and the search is a mystery
(Sitting on my feet)
It's so hard when I try to be mee
I've been in this shit before
(Higher on the loo)
And I know its my time to poo
Calling you, and the search is a mystery
(Sitting on my feet)
It's so hard when I try to be mee
by woolf🦊 January 07, 2022
by Apathetic Care Bear January 31, 2005
The rare occasion that occurs right after you take a dump, where once you leave the restroom, you feel the need to take another dump.
by xaero7 November 21, 2009
by trep420 September 10, 2009