Solar Reflectors

The orbital sunglasses and magnifying glasses for an entire planet. These are vast, maneuverable mirrors in space used for macro-engineering. They can be positioned to shade specific regions, reducing heat and combating desertification, or to focus extra sunlight on polar regions to melt ice caps (a risky geoengineering move) or extend growing seasons. They're the ultimate climate control dial, but one controlled by whoever owns the infrastructure in space, raising huge geopolitical questions about who gets to adjust the planet's thermostat.

*Example: "The Venusian terraforming project started with a fleet of solar reflectors the size of continents, parked at the Lagrange point to throw sunlight back into space and finally start cooling that hellish greenhouse down over the next century."

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

Metal detector

A simp that goes after every girl but never fucks them
The same way a metal detector always finds but never digs

X:look, Bosco is going after that chick
Y:yeah but he's a metal detector

by VirginBitch420 August 31, 2025

Streisand Deflect

When a powerful person, company, or institution deliberately floods the internet with unrelated but highly searchable content in order to bury or “deflect” attention from an embarrassing rumor, scandal, or conspiracy.

The move usually involves releasing something with the exact same keyword as the damaging story, so when people Google it, they get the official, harmless version instead of the scandal.

Examples:
• People joked that Disney named the movie Frozen so that when you search “Disney Frozen,” you get the animated princess and not stories about Walt Disney’s frozen head.
• Rumors spread that Beyoncé had a year-long affair with her bodyguard; not long after, she dropped a song called Bodyguard.
• Gross gossip about Dubai “chocolate porta-potties” parties started circulating, then suddenly “Dubai Chocolate” became a big marketing push.

“Bro, Sama is using Sora to make videos of himself commiting ‘crimes’? That’s a Streisand Deflect if I’ve ever seen one…”

by Streissyboi99 October 2, 2025

Furry Detector 2.0

Furry detector 2.0 is the newest version. It's a replacement of Furry Detector 1.0 with heavy improvements. Some new features include: Search history, profile stats, leaderboards, and extra detectors. To detect furries, it scans their username and display name, badges, groups, creations, and their accessories if they have their inventory enabled. After it detects, it will give points, and the higher you have, the more likely you are a furry. You are also able to detect other people if they are Anime, Maids, E-daters, Thugs, or slenders. Sometimes, it may accidentally think that an accessory you have is about furries, even though it is not. Unfortunately, this game has died and is now averaging 1 player or none at all. It has reached 5 million visits and was updated 2 years ago.

Random player: uses furry detector 2.0 to see if his friend is a furry

by robloxian #25 October 25, 2025

Good person detector

Did anyone catch the michelin jew's reference to me? Anyone? Because I said I had a charlatan detector... Get it? He read the thing. This. He read this.... I don't think he's a fan.... ☹️

Hym "Hahahahahahaha Good person detector!? Get it? Because he knows he's a charlatan and feels bad (kind of) so to console him, the michelin jew says that. You know who I'm talking about, right? Put a yamacha on the stay-puff marshmallow. Can you picture it? Do you see? You get it?"

by Hym Iam January 29, 2023

diefenbaker the defecator

Someone who shits all over something, the way former Canadian Prime Minister John Diefenbaker shit all over the Avro Arrow, a supersonic jet aircraft interceptor project he put an end to against popular opinion.

“Principal Smith has shut down drama club because of budget cuts!”

“What?! He’s such a Diefenbaker the Defecator!”

by FivePugs July 20, 2024

Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."

Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...

by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023