dairy surprise

When a dude nuts and doesn’t tell you.

Did you just come inside me?!
Dairy surprise!

by Deacon117 March 3, 2021

Legend wait for it dairy

Said by the greatest tag team in wrestling

Did you see Jake Cage and Jay Evans last night

Yeah they were legend wait for it dairy

by Gtsthewolf October 16, 2021

Allergic to Dairy

After eating some delicious pizza, you get a stomach ache. Suddenly, your britches are brown.

People who are allergic to dairy, collect turds in their pants quite frequently. They ain't babies, they just made a mistake with what they ate.

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022

DAIRY QUEEN

the act of taking a poo in a hotdog bun and then proceeding to jizz on the poo in the hotdog bun after

Damn bro that was a gnarly dairy queen you did

by Dip man 420 November 3, 2021

dairy me

Cover me in sperm

I want you to dairy me so much Luke Walker from earby

by Vape King 420 November 30, 2017

Dairy Jock

A gay jock who has very large beachball-sized pecs that make milk.

Jock #1 Hey dude, where did you get the milk to make your shake?
Jock #2 From my Dairy Jock boyfriend. He makes at least 7-8 gallons a day, so I won't have to go to the store to buy milk anymore.
Jock #1 ????

by Jockbreeder96 November 18, 2017

dairy allergy

What lactose intolerant people actually have although they deny it

Lindsay says she’s lactose intolerant but she’s actually just has a dairy allergy

by Ggeorge0703 April 4, 2022