Crocodilation

The process of which one's skin grows too thick (metaphorically) to the point where they don't feel anything anymore,
i.e, they don't give a fuck about anything anymore.

- What is wrong with Sebastian today? He didn't get upset when I broke his monitor.
- He has been feeling down latley. He is suffering from Crocodilation. He is fucking numb.

by Master Of All Crocodiles December 10, 2023

Casey the crocodile

The crocodile that let Pippa the dog bother it for 10 whole years before finally deciding to eat Pippa, despite the fact that she could have eaten Pippa at any time during those 10 years.

It took Casey the crocodile 10 whole years to learn to stand her ground.

by D12434132 October 1, 2018

It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth

A phrase referring to a situation you are a part of. You say it to refer to said situation.

“Man, I just failed that math exam, shit sucks” -Person 1
“You know what they say, It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth “ -Person 2

by AnonymousUrbanUser778 March 15, 2024

Crocodile Laugh

Laughing at something or someone not because you deem it funny, But based on other factors that may include: Friends laughing at it, It being socially acceptable/pressured to laugh, Someone tells a joke and you don't want them to feel bad so you laugh. This is very similar to Crocodile Tears in the matter that one party is tricking another party into thinking they feel a way they actually don't. This is similar to fake laughing but crocodile laughs are barely/not noticeable compared to fake laughing, you can usually tell if they are sincere or not.

This can also be inverted by not laughing at something you think is funny.

This can be a common practice in bullying or gaslighting when a group of people laugh at one joke but they don't think it's funny, they just want the other party to feel bad.

Todd slipped and fell, everyone including Todd was laughing about it because they thought it was funny. I only laughed because my friends noticed my blank face and I wanted to be included, so I Crocodile Laughed...

by MountFox12 August 21, 2023

Crocodile Stomach

A human stomach that can eat alot of foods other people cant.

Her: How can you drink raw eggs?
Him: I'll be fine. I have a crocodile stomach. I do it all the time.

by SkoegangstQQpid January 16, 2023

Crocodile in the Sky

Extreme itches in the butt region.

"Dude, whats up with Mike?" "I don't know, but it looks like he's being attacked by a Crocodile in the Sky."

by mrstrong360 November 23, 2011

crocodile dancing

a crocodile who may appear to be walking but is indeed dancing and passing the vibe check

Lauren was right because the crocodile was indeed dancing not walking (crocodile dancing)

by crocodile dancer March 6, 2020