crocodile

im actually surprised nobody wrote the actual definition

Any of various large aquatic reptiles of the family Crocodylidae that are native to tropical and subtropical regions and have thick, armorlike skin and long tapering jaws.
A crocodilian reptile, such as an alligator, caiman, or gharial.

crocodile dundee

by Pseudonysmpseudonysm September 18, 2025

Crocodile pussy

An absolutely disgusting and smelly vagina.

Wow she’s hot but she got that crocodile pussy.

by anonymous February 12, 2025

Crocodile pussy

An absolute diabolical and smelly vagina.

“She’s hot but she got that crocodile pussy”

by Daddybiglicks February 12, 2025

Tick Tock Crocodile

A crocodile that swallowed a clock, and makes a tick-tock sound. Captain Hook is afraid of said crocodile.

(tick tocking noise)

Captain Hook: Shit! It's Tick Tock Crocodile!
Smee: Alright Mr. Crocodile, get out of here. Go on, shoo!!
Crocodile: (Crawls back into the water with a disappointed look on his face and swims away)

by Failurebitch June 23, 2023

Crocodile magic shit

Weed that is so good it feels like magic.

Stoner #1: Man, this stuff hits.

Stoner #2: I told ya, bro, it's that crocodile magic shit.

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar June 25, 2023

Crocodile Prayer

A particularly intentional effort by someone religious to express very publicly and loudly their intention to "pray" for their opposition/target of their aggression in a disingenuous attempt to appear righteous

"I will pray for you so that the lord may save you from yourself" = a crocodile prayer

-insert any aggressive or faked expression of religious faith driven wording to use their religion against others-

by HiddenVisage June 8, 2024

Crocodile tears

it means not acc crying that ur faking

Central cee: Crocodile tears u aint even crying why u swearing to God when u do not belive in Christ.

by dd_osmawifee May 28, 2024