Crocodile Dundeeznuts

AKA Mick Dundeeznuts. They come from down under and can be found behind the outback of the great below.

"Crocodile Dundeeznuts come from down under and can be found behind the outback of the great below."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 28, 2023

Crocodile

Typically a gay 57 year old pedophile who targets male minors, he has a preference for the ones who don’t run away and are slim enough to fit in a basement. His appearance is described by a little traumatized boy: Tall and stocky, Crocodile has broad shoulders, powerful limbs and legs, and a robust neck. His skin is faded, and while he keeps his black hair perfectly slicked back, strands often fall in front of his face during bouts. The most remarkable features are a large hook made of a durable gold alloy in lieu of his left hand and a lengthy, stitched scar that crosses his face at the bridge of his nose. His thin eyebrows rise to the middle of his deep-set, heavily-lidded eyes. This conveys a sense of suspicion and disdain in his normal facial expression. Crocodiles typically have cigars in their mouths and have a deep, soothing voice when they speak.
His outfit consists of a black suit and a dark green ascot, this matches his black pants and belt. He has a hook to grab the children in gold.

Crocodile: hey little boy wana marry me, ill pay you €3000 a night, and give you candy?

Boy: no get away from me you “crocodile”.

by Josef McDoolio March 25, 2024

Crocodile Fact

A useless fact that someone really wants you to know. Usually said when the fact has little to nothing to do with a conversation or in a large gathering of people. Seen by the fact giver as useful information or a party trick to show off smarts.

The term was originally coined by Joinen (An Australian Youtuber) during a twitch live stream. The stream has since been uploaded to his channel under the name WooHoo's MESSED UP "Girl Types"
In the video, Joinen reacts to a girl chasing after another girl, while girl 1 spouts useless facts to girl 2.

Boy: I'm thinking about getting the new iPhone
Girl: Did you know Martin Cooper made the first cell phone call
Boy: No one cares about your Crocodile Fact(s)

by K1ngpsych3 October 20, 2020

cloud crocodile

Slang for a dragon.
More specifically, an Eastern dragon themed around the sky or clouds.

Person A: Why am I seeing long shadows?
Person B: It's those dumb cloud crocodiles.

by ChameleonDragon May 16, 2019

crocodile dancing

can be seen on the Giphy app on apple, as a crocodile which SOME people claim to be walking but is indeed dancing ( crocodile dancing)

Lauren was indeed right because the crocodile was dancing (crocodile dancing)

by crocodile dancer March 6, 2020

Crocodile Laugh

Laughing at something or someone not because you deem it funny, But based on other factors that may include: Friends laughing at it, It being socially acceptable/pressured to laugh, Someone tells a joke and you don't want them to feel bad so you laugh. This is very similar to Crocodile Tears in the matter that one party is tricking another party into thinking they feel a way they actually don't. This is similar to fake laughing but crocodile laughs are barely/not noticeable compared to fake laughing, you can usually tell if they are sincere or not.

This can also be inverted by not laughing at something you think is funny.

This can be a common practice in bullying or gaslighting when a group of people laugh at one joke but they don't think it's funny, they just want the other party to feel bad.

Todd slipped and fell, everyone including Todd was laughing about it because they thought it was funny. I only laughed because my friends noticed my blank face and I wanted to be included, so I Crocodile Laughed...

by MountFox12 August 21, 2023

capital crocodile

Equivalent to "Wallstreet bandits". A direct Chinese translation.

How do you distinguish capital crocodiles from barbarians?

by CapitalCrocodile March 6, 2017