cousin

The daughter or son of your uncles and aunts.

Apparently, I can have an orgy legally with my cousins in Arkansas.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

Eskimo Cousins

When two bro's are eskimo brothers with the same bro, then the first two bro's are cousins

Ted and Paul are eskimo brothers with Jimmy, so Ted and Paul are eskimo cousins

"Dude you're eskimo brothers with John? Me too! We must be eskimo cousins"

by Alejandro Jules February 20, 2013

Double Wiener Cousins

When two men have had intimate relations with the same two women, those two men become double wiener cousins. Double wiener cousins is a highly sought-after and unbreakable bond. This bond is manifested by the interlocking of the pointer and middle finger of each of said double wiener cousins. Tighter bonds are those of the elusive triple wiener cousin, and the never before seen quadruple wiener cousin.

Jacob: Dude it's cool if I hook up with Ella right? I mean she used to be your girlfriend and all.
David: Yeah bro, then we'll be double wiener cousins, because we've both also hooked up with Izamar!
Jacob: double wiener cousins?? We'll pretty much be related!

by DavidAGL October 19, 2010

fat cousin

Usually an overweight female relative or friend you can call on to beat up another female for you, since being a dude, you can't do it yourself without looking like a total turd, no matter how much that she deserve it.

That bitch of an ex girlfriend trashed my Vette. I think I will give my fat cousin a call.

by xzybit January 14, 2005

Fucking Cousin

A cousin so distant it is safe to fuck without fear of inbreeding. Any cousin past third-removed.

Third cousins, fourth cousins, fifth cousins, and so on are considered "fucking cousins".

by MiKeHaWk1o1 October 31, 2010

cousincest

COUSINCEST = COUSIN + INCEST, ie, when cousins have sex.

"Cousincest" is a misnomer. Cousin sex is NOT incest according to Modern Medical Science (cousins have a 96% chance of producing a normal, healthy child), the Bible, or most marital laws around the world (including Europe, Canada, and much of the USA).

by Kathy Golden March 4, 2009

Cousband

The word used for the man in a marriage between two cousins.

After I married my first cousin the preacher said, "I now pronounce you cousband and wife."

by Ames_1 April 21, 2009