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Condon

A leprechaun of a man that uses trickery and shiny objects to sleep with women. As with most victims of leprechauns, the more greedy/opportunistic a woman is the more likely she will be to be trapped by a Condon.

The other type of victim may be someone in a staggering relationship, when he offers to listen. This type of victim is usually convinced by promise of a better future than what she has.
I heard she was having problems in her relationship, but I thought she was smarter than to sleep with a Condon.
by notacondon November 7, 2011
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Fornication Under Consent of the King

in Europe in the olden-days...

if a man wanted to sleep with a woman and she says "no" he can go to the king and if he says it is okay, the woman HAD to sleep with the man.

Fornication Under Consent of the King=FUCK
--"dude i fucked 5 girls this weekend!"

--"you mean fornication under consent of the king?! wow i can't believe he said yes!"
by lesley_roo January 11, 2009
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condone

Guy#1- Man that girl is smokin hot.
Guy#2- I'd Condone that.
by talking_goat April 8, 2009
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Affirmative Consent

The latest manifestation of batshit feminism to be codified into law. Born of good intentions to combat an alleged "rape culture" across college campuses - one partner can now accuse the other of rape even if the sex was entirely consensual. Anybody who doesn't see how this can and will be abused has never known the wrath of a crazy ex.
"Lack of protest or resistance does not mean consent, nor does silence mean consent. Affirmative consent must be ongoing throughout a sexual activity and can be revoked at any time" - SB 967, California State Law
by HanoverSurvivor March 4, 2015
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game console

a computer designed specifically for playing video games.
uses compact discs as of late 1990s - currently.
some people try to compare wii to ps3/xbox 360 just because of graphics and they have no fucking life.
can sometimes be a timesuck.
by duffle bag December 27, 2009
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urban dictionary consensus

The completely accurate, well-researched, and unfailingly reliable information about popular culture found in the definitions written by users of urbandictionary.com.
Bob: Hey, Mike does "badonkadonk" really mean what they said it does in that episode of Chappelle's Show?
Mike: (Checks urban dictionary)...I guess so...That seems to be the urban dictionary consensus.
by fooo1oo April 19, 2009
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consolidate

In Beirut / Beerpong ..
When cups are scattered and are able to form another pyramid shape, one team may say "Consolidate" to have the cups re-arranged into a pyramid, hence making it easier to sink a ball.

"Yo, Your cups are all scattered....CONSOLIDATE!"
by ADubya January 1, 2006
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