conant high school

filled with drugs, alcohol, and sex. every corner theres a fuck up.

If I were you I wouldn't let Jake go to Conant High School. He'll get into a bad crowd.

by POPPCVBNMBG November 13, 2007

Conan O'Brien

See douchebag

Conan O'Brien sucks so very much. Conan O' Brien is such a douchbag!

by jsd9632 November 27, 2010

contango

Contango (as defined at http://www.investorwords.com)is "a condition in which distant delivery prices for futures exceed spot prices, often due to the costs of storing and insuring the underlying commodity. opposite of backwardation." The potential, substantial economic and worldwide significance of contango came to light after an investigative reporter did a review of contango's effect on world oil prices. That analysis can be found on NPR's "All Things Considered" dated August 24, 2006 entitled "Analyst: Blame Investors for High Gas Prices".

"Contango" might be one cause for up to 20% of the past run up in prices of oil around the world. Major investors such as hedge funds, brokerage houses, banks, pension funds, etc. are making large guaranteed profits whenever unusual levels of contango develop in oil commodity prices. Contango is the opposite of "backwardation" (where the reverse price level differences occur in the futures market). Contango lets investors lock in guaranteed significant profits by buying oil at "low" current prices and selling the same oil to others at guaranteed higher prices in the future i.e. through the futures market. When the price of storage and insurance to hold the commodities for future delivery (plus the initial purchase price) is less than the total future price received, then guaranteed profits result by utilizing and understanding contango.

by Ubunto September 15, 2008

Conan O'Brien

A very tall, very pasty colored man with red hair that defies gravity. Host of the best talk show on T.V., suck it Oprah.

Used when you see some one extremelly cool/clumsy/nerdy kid is spotted that you can't help but admire.

"Woah did you see that kid? I kind of want to punch him in the face."

"No way! Everyone does! He's such a Conan O'Brien."

by Hezuz Cristo March 1, 2009

Conan

An awesome guy, funny and sexy, has a big dick and is just someone you love to be with. once you have been with him no one well feel as good again. is an amazing kisser!!!

I was with such a CONAN last night!!!
Nice one!!!

by cheryl123144 June 22, 2010

conan

Funniest Talk Show Host Ever, except for Johnny Carson, of course.

Man, I stay up until midnight just to watch Conan!

by Matt Becker July 20, 2008

Conan O'Brien

The Johnny Carson of modern times. Conan really came into his own after his second banana, Andy Richter, left the show in the late 90s. O'Brien recieved the high honor of being the replacement to Jay Leno at the end of the decade. Famous characters from his show include Triumph the insult comedy dog and the masturbating bear.

"Right now its time to look....into the future!"
"The future Conan?"
"Yes that's right (enter guest's name here)! Its time to look all the way....to the year 2000!"

by Mike July 20, 2008