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confusted

A bitter, sour blend of feeling confused - and frustrated at your confusion - and feeling like you done just got busted in the face with a cold 40oz of MadDog.
Zilo walked down the block confusted that Pedro diss'ed his El Camino just because the lawn mower he hauls around in it doesn't match his rims.
by pat12345678910 July 21, 2011
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Concussion Grenade

1.) An anti-personnel device that is designed to damage its target with explosive power alone.

2.) A type of fart where hopefully the Boom warns you before the Shock wave hits, usually resulting in holding one's breath and calling an O-ring repair doctor.
1.) "The perpetrator was neutralized by a concussion grenade."

2.) "Oops! Did u just hear that concussion grenade, quick plug your nose!!"
by Firehawk21_2001 March 17, 2014
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Cuntcussed

When your brain has been damaged by a bitch
Everytime I fall down and get married, I get cuntcussed!
by Chantina July 19, 2020
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confissed

I am now confissed.
by A110 June 22, 2021
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seasonally confused

When someone wears an article of clothing representing the opposite season.
that guy is so seasonally confused he's wearing a winter coat with shorts and flip flops.
by Z.Schram April 15, 2011
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liver concussion

When you drink so much, it's literally as if you hit your liver over it's tiny head with an alcohol mallet and it has a concussion.

If you have liver concussion you're probably hanging like a bitch.
mannnn I drank so much last night I got a liver concussion
by raquelley May 9, 2011
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weather confused retard

John walks in with long white socks and sandals.
Jill whispers to her friend, "Oh look here comes another weather confused retard."
by Jennbutlah May 18, 2014
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