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communazi

A person who is both a communist and a nazi, or atleast acts in that manner. A communist that hates people or other races/minorities is cosidered to be a communazi.
Frank: Oleg is such a communazi, he is always talking about how great communism is and how all minorities should be killed.
Oleg: Sieg Heil
by Frankie Muniz September 29, 2006
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computer god

Someone who is a step above 'Geek'. Able to do mind meld with CPU.
Daniel is a 'Computer God'
by Otaku Otome September 26, 2004
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compulsive lying snitch cunt

A person who lies for a living, everything they do, say or think is a filthy fucking lie! They are also very quick to stab you in the back and then feed you more bullshit to get out of it.. All in all a complete cunt, see also Top Cunt
Graeme: I fucked all the fit girls in the office, I have a son in hospital and I'm half Jamaican...
Danny: you compulsive lying snitch cunt!
by DJ Smokey January 30, 2014
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Food Computer

So I popped a few corndogs into the old food computer and beep-boop them shits was done.
by flook January 19, 2009
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Choke the computer

Choking a computer refers to the process of holding down the power button until the given computer manually shuts off about 5 to 10 seconds later (presumably "choking" because of a loss of power). Not the preferable thing to do when working on one, as it loses all unsaved data in the process... However, one of the only things most Microsoft programs respond to.
Dang it! Windows XP just froze again for the (insert 4 digit number here)-th time today! Time to choke the computer again... *sigh*
by The Overmind June 30, 2004
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help computer

1) Being in disapproval.

2) Something random to say when a little african boy is about to be owned by a dog.
1) ...do you want a bacon sandwich? ...I'm a fucking Help Computer!! Do I look like I want a fucking bacon sandwich?!?!

2)doo doo dooo dooo... ahh hell nah, whats up dog *dog growls* "HEY KID!!"
"I'm a computer!"... "HELP COMPUTER!"
*kid rambles on about computers*
by |B|ana|N|a December 6, 2004
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Cloud Computing

Cloud Computing - Virtual Server service is provided over the internet.

The 'So What'....
cheaper to maintain server over internet
access desktop from anywhere using browser
cheaper to store MORE data
Hmmm....but I'm moving my private stuff to the internet....that's SOCIAL NETWORKING isn't it?

Hey...Cloud Computing isn't NEW!!!!

Don't let them pull THE CLOUD over your eyes!!!!!

My data feels even more vulnerable to being HACKED!!!!!
by Sister Analogy January 10, 2011
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