threes company

when you put your dick AND two fingers in a girls vagina.

i was fucking amber, and i gave her a threes company, a dirty brian,a tony danza AND a donkey kong.

by xxxchrisxxx October 13, 2006

Misery loves company

The result of a socialist being elected president. Individuals are no longer able to make anything out of their lives and get ahead; they all end up miserable like the lazy bums that collect welfare.

"Did you hear Bernie Sanders got elected president and is going to redistribute everybody's wealth?"
"Shit, with as many people as there are on welfare right now, it just proves that misery loves company!"

by ITNerd August 24, 2016

Crossroads Trading Company

A small chain of consignment stores mostly found in the San Francisco Bay Area but there are also stores in the Central Valley, Los Angeles, Sacramento, Orange County, Seattle, Portland and Chicago. Their marketing stitch is that you can buy secondhand designer, fashion forward clothing for less than you would pay at department stores and you could sell your lightly used, fashionable clothing for either money or a credit that goes towards their store. Crossroads is staffed by snooty, judgmental bitches with their nose in the air because they think their working at Saks Fifth Ave. or just landed a job at Vouge magazine when instead they look like idiots because they're actually working at a shitty warehouse that smells like crap. The girls at Crossroads also don't know what's actually valuable when you try to trade in your perfectly desirable clothing. For example a girl at Crossroads would rather give you a credit for a D&G dress that you spilled bleach all over and is half eaten by your dog than a nice barely worn pair of black pants from Macys but is unfortunately not a designer brand. Basically unless you want to sell your designer clothes don't even bother trying to sell anything to this lost bunch.

Girl at Crossroads: As you can see I've been highly educated about the fashion industry and style by working at Crossroads Trading Company.
Vogue Employer: You mean Goodwill?

by norcalprincess15 August 10, 2009

Pet Mans car finace company:-Bad credit or C.C.J's no problem!

Cash free motors at cash free prices.

Cheers fatty!

by Twink & Bear. September 3, 2003

Black Company

Someone that acts like a complete and total fucking douche canoe while interacting with friends and acquaintenances. Often vaguely tries to threaten them and make them uncomfortable for no apparent reason. Usually has a small penis.

The Black Company said he'd report us to the landlord for playing our music too loud again. That was after he showed up and ate our food and drank our beer.

by dougchartier November 10, 2011

E's Company

A man who has two roomates & they like to do alot of ecstacy & hang out at the Regal Beagle.

I watched E's Company last night & Jim Tripper BF'd Larry while Crissy and Janet filmed it.

by Doyle February 18, 2004

LDC company

The hottest group of dancers you will ever meet!
Better than Anita's and Metro Dance.
From Park Ridge, NJ.
Great dances. Great dancers.
Go on insane trips!
<3much love much love to our LDC girls

Look! Hot dancers! Has to be the LDC company!

by thewizard May 16, 2006