comcast housemates

when five formerly heterosexual college-age men, all hot studs, get horny for each other and live together in a house where they get phone, internet and cable television service from telecommunications giant comcast corp, and pay for it by sucking each other off, all while bickering amongst themselves.

i'll need to see your credit scores if you want to rent this property. i want to make sure you can pay me rent and aren't just a couple of goddamn comcast housemates.

by Charleez September 23, 2007

comcastic

Paying for a service but not actually receiving it.

EXAMPLE A: Person 1: Man, the movie channels don't work again!
Person 2: Duh, they're comcastic.

EXAMPLE B: I paid this girl 40 bucks to go down on me, but she took the money and ran. On her way out, I screamed at her, "Bitch, you are comcastic!"

by comcast lover April 20, 2008

Comically Large Spoon

A spoon that is comically large

A comically large spoon is a physic type's ultimate weapon!

by HilarioXRosa_(Pokemon) June 16, 2020

Comcast

1. An evil company with giant snakes for employee's disguised like humans, and they will hit the standby button on the world forcing everyone to stop except for them, and they will but rape you.
2. Comcast also stole Santa's weather machine and are using it to throw the world off balance.

1. You are sitting playing gears of war when you suddenly lag out, and have some sort of comcast service
1b. When you get anal raped by an Evil company.
2. See Global Warming.

by I HATE SNAKES!!!!! May 12, 2009

Comidois

Comidois is an arguing machine who is simply misunderstood.

Comidois is not an arguing machine that is simply misunderstood!

by Comidois De’America July 13, 2022

OH LAWD, HE COMIN

A phrase used to describe obese cats. It must be in all caps and spelled exactly the way it is shown above.

"Do you have a cat."

"Yeah. He weighs like 30 pounds though."

"OH LAWD, HE COMIN!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2022

comilla

WHAT A BABE!!! she is a hawt azn girl thats fun to hang out with, but will kick your ass if you piss her off! Very outgoing and all the guys want a piece of this sexi bitch !! peace out to my lovers haters and masterbaters! ;)

that girl is soo fine, her name is soo COMILLA!!

by Anne Ranrega March 20, 2010