royal colonic

Noun. (n) When one pops the cork of a Champagne bottle using one's sphincter, thus allowing the champagne to erupt into the anal canal.

Zach: Wow, just had the best royal colonic, I'm feeling real fresh now..

by jack sallisse November 24, 2013

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dirty colonel sanders

The term 'dirty colonel sanders' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass-to-mouth (ATM) action. It describes the intentional act of leaving a shit moustache and a shit beard on your partner's face by taking your cock out of your partner's ass and putting it in their mouth without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is thrust between the lips and the ball sack slammed against the chin, shit is scraped off and comes to rest on her upper lip and chin, in a moustache and small beard configuration .

He fucked her in the ass so hard, and than rammed her with an ATM, that he gave her a dirty colonel sanders.

by Binky 10-43 October 22, 2017

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Colonel Rubens

A mythical portly man that grants barbar eden type genie wishes. Do not use the wishes to have sex with hefty women, because this will anger the colonel

The colonel granted me three wishes that night I fucked three fat bithces. Colonel Rubens called me a fucking stoonoad

by wrubens August 18, 2006

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Coonie

Noun, can be anything. Mostly used confuse the person you are talking to.

"Where did I put that coonie?!"

by Coonie Hoonie December 13, 2009

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Colonizer

A racial Slur for white people, often more specifically towards white men.
Inoffensive and historically inaccurate it does little more than to let you know someone is an ignorant racist.

verb; *Colonized* A slur used to spread hate to other poc for having a positive relationship with a Caucasian.

*white person exists*
racist: Colonizer!

*poc dates a white person*
racist: Dumb bitch let herself get colonized!

by Jyamall January 5, 2021

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