colbert report

A show in which the American news is twisted into semi-truthful stories of current events

DUDE!! Did you see the Colbert Report last night? Steven had all the clips of bush making grammar mistakes. Yea dude, but you dont say the t's in the title you tard

by {ROB} king of kings May 8, 2008

colbert

Verb;(coal-bear) to sarcastically make fun of someone or something;

derived from The Colbert Report hosted by Stephen Colbert on Comedy Central and the sooned to be named new part of the space station section named Colbert after Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report

"Dude you just got colberted!!!"
"Colbert just colberted Obama on The Colbert Report!!!"

by ijustcolbertedmyself September 3, 2009

Colbert-Whip

A delicious snack made by putting Cool-Whip, or any kind of whipped cream, between two Pringles. This can also be done with Doritos, seeing as how it is Stephen Colbert's favorite corn-based chip.

I could really use a Sierra Mist right now, to wash down all that Colbert-Whip.

by Selinger March 31, 2010

Colbert

A phobia of Canadians, normally attributed to blocked memories of an upbringing by South Carolina hillbillies.

Stephen Colbert

by counterspinner February 6, 2010

Colen Joust

Basically, it's like this kidz, you take your dick, kram it in your girl(or guys)ass, then fuck him/her...colen joust!

Hey baby, lets colen joust*wink*

by GoldwingJaymzGod January 19, 2004

Stephen Colbear

Disparaging term for Stephen Colbert.

Hey look, it's Stephen ColBEAR! HAHAHAHAHA!

by me, herro October 23, 2006

Coltenism

Someone who loves to worship a girl's ass and pussy on Sundays

Mark is going to worship coltenism on Sunday morning

by Steve job's August 27, 2018