How to avoid coronavirus

1. Wash your hands
2. Sneeze and cough into in your hand or a tissue

3.only use the mask if you have the coronavirus

How to avoid Coronavirus

by You know what I mean March 20, 2020

The Coronavirus

A sex position like doggy-style except the person that's behind wraps his hands around the mouth and nostrils of the person on the bottom, making it hard for her to breathe

Note: heteronormative pronouns were used as placeholders; the position itself is gender netural, just like the pandemic :)

While in the Coronavirus position:

Him: Oh yeah, you sexy little oxygen whore; breathe for daddy

Her: * wheezes * mmhfdfhg yes corona-daddy fuck me, oh fuck me

Him: it's so hot when you call me that

by EyyCrossroads March 20, 2020

mexican coronavirus cure

the cure is made up of caldo the pollo, ginger ale, 7up, bellas the la guadalupe.

mexican cuh: bro i got the mexican coronavirus cure
white boi: wtf lemmie see that shit.
meixican cuh: ight bet cuhh say less imma pull up with my chevy silvirado vato

by mexicanfoxnigga October 8, 2020

Does Stitch have Coronavirus?

No

Does Stitch have Coronavirus??
Nah B*tch

by Jsbjsbdkb March 26, 2020

The Positives of the Coronavirus

When the world experienced a temporary relief in weather and road conditions, as daily carbon emissions dropped globally and the air quality improved substantially for millions of people during the lockdowns.

Be they boars roaming the streets of Barcelona, bears entering homes or supermarkets in California, or beavers playing along the river bank in London, these are arguably some of the positives of the coronavirus.

by Covido April 12, 2021

tell your teachers you have coronavirus day

Prank your teachers and say you have the coronavirus on the 5th of November

Tell your teachers you have coronavirus day

by Click here November 3, 2020

The Cost of the Coronavirus

When Covid-19 has a hidden price attached to it: those living alone or in nursing homes; those disregarding public health measures to protect themselves and others; and those losing their loved ones prematurely or their jobs suddenly.

Be it opportunist corrupt or inept politicians lying to the public to remain in power, selfish customers hoarding essential items, or covidiots refusing to wear a mask or practicing social distancing, they all have to pay for their actions (and inactions)—the cost of the coronavirus is just a breath, lie, or inconvenience away.

by MathPlus March 30, 2021