clausterfuck

A situation in an environment where one feels claustrophobic due to a cluster fuck.

God damn it, this toy store is a clausterfuck.

by Mike Man 2008 December 17, 2008

Clusterfuck

A cluster of horny swingers engaged in group sex, in a swingers club, in a safe and consensual environment. Or for the more cultured of you a giant Gang Bang.

We went to the local swingers club at the weekend and had a wonderful time as we got involved in the Clusterfuck and see of bodies.

by Si and Jane February 4, 2019

clusterfuck

1) someone whos screwed up in a LOT of ways
2) a really complicated, bad situation

1) wow. ive seen some screwed up people in my time, but she is a class A clusterfuck.
2) oh god this could turn into a bit of a clusterfuck if we dont do something now.

by PiixieLou March 11, 2009

clusterfuck

Multiple negative events happening in a short period of time i.e. an hour.

I was just fired from my job, and on my way home I was in an accident that was totally my fault. Then I was hit by another car while figuring out the details. Today is just a clusterfuck kinda day.

by lh_photographer September 25, 2010

clusterfuck

The first two weeks of the Trump Presidency.

The actions and disorganization of President Trump have been a real clusterfuck.

by TruePatriot2017 February 4, 2017

Clusterfuck

Enrolling a child in the San Francisco Unified School District

Trying to get Timmy enrolled in Kindergarten was a real clusterfuck.

by Birtha B December 10, 2013

Clusterfuffle

A combination of a clusterfuck and a kerfuffle

Me:- I went to the job centre to sign on and none of the advisers had a clue what they were doing.

Friend:- The place sounds like a complete clusterfuffle.

by GambitKing March 10, 2015