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Facebook Cleansing

When your Newsfeed is spammed with duck faces, horse shit, and anal turd you don't care about from random motherfuckers you want to stab in the face, you commence the act of facebook cleansing. Inspired by Hitler himself, you create a list of individuals you wish to kill and a list of individuals who irritate you to an intolerable degree. Then you go to each one of these individuals walls, leave them the sincere, heartfelt message of "fuck you" and proceed to defriend them. After you have gone through your entire list of victims, you are left with close friends, funny douchebags, random hot chicks you stalk from time to time, and NO annoying, urine gargling, feces eating, child molesting, snot chewing, ass licking, piss drinking, vomit spitting, duck-faced, irritating shitbags you were stupid enough to add in the first place.

And through Facebook Cleansing, you can once again use facebook with leisure.
These motherfucking duck-faced bitches are starting to make me release anal fluids against my will. I'm going to do some facebook cleansing and then burn them alive.
by Boywithadick July 29, 2012
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Rage Cleaning

-when you get so mad at something or someone, you clean.
Caleb's mom threatened to take his Xbox away if he didn't clean his room. He started rage cleaning.
by Harare December 29, 2016
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Nebraska Vacuum Cleaning

To masturbate with the tube of a vacuum.
if your not home by tommorrow im gonna have to give myself Nebraska Vacuum Cleaning"
by J. and J.,nlga January 13, 2011
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Lens Cleaning Liquid Rape

Act or rape commited with a lens cleaning liquid. Considered illegal in some countries.
OH GOD NO! Stop raping me with that lens cleaning liquid! Lens cleaning liquid rape is considered illegal in some countries!
by Mati May 18, 2006
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cleaning

(v) Killing. What a "Cleaner" does.
I am sorry, we cannot take your contract at this moment our Cleaner is out cleaning and will return for more bullets later
by hitman-47 February 24, 2009
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cleaning out my closet

Cleaning one's genitals and anus before sex in order to avoid the Genie of Stankonia.
Hey! Come on out of the shower!

Hold on, I'm cleaning out my closet.
by Chocolate City All Stars December 12, 2006
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cleaning the shish kabob

I got homw from work and started cleaning the shish kabob
by Tickels55 March 10, 2009
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