chomps

sucks, shitty, totally bites.

~ Heard it from my hairdresser, who is remarkably not gay.

"Oh, you live in a leaky condo, dude that totally chomps".

by peter.jubb September 2, 2004

Womp Chomp

When a girl places her mouth over a guy's rectum so he can poop in her mouth and she chew's the poop rapidly and leaves it in her mouth then gives the guy a blowjob.

Felix:"Bridget gave me a Womp Chomp the other day."
Todd:"Damn bro thats gross."

by niggerbeater27 August 19, 2011

chomp the knob

to perform fellatio (oral sex on a man)

"What the heck are those two doing in there? I've been waiting to use the bathroom for over 20 minutes!"

"Maybe she's chomping his knob."

"What does that mean?"

"You know, suck the cock, chomp the knob -- same thing!"

by Neil and Bob November 26, 2006

chompsicle

when you bite down on a limp penis and say CHOMP!

last night i gave him a chompsicle!

by nikchomp January 3, 2008

Chompin Box

A female using her tongue to stimulate the clitoris of another female

"Hey girl, why does your breath smell so bad?"
"Oh girl, you know, I just got done chompin box."

by bennie2 September 30, 2011

gouch chomper

1. One who chomps on hairy gouch.
2. To cut someone's gouch hairs with teeth in a grinding motion.

1. Choney is a cum gusling gouch chomper.
2. I just gouch chomped stacy's huge gumdrop forest.

by dfkldsjfdslkfjdfiujfdf;sdijfd January 6, 2008

penis chomper

captain insano

guy 1: i got sick bj last night
guy 2: me too, from a chick called tiana
guy 1: oh no she is epic sluz, she also blew me... what a penis chomper

by pillie May 16, 2009