crippled nipple

The Disabledness After getin Purple Nurpled

john got a serious crippled nipple aafter yesterday

by poptartslapper March 17, 2014

Crippleshits

(Noun) A sudden, explosive movement of the lower bowel that's barely arrested by a strong and nimble brown eye sphincter.

However, the casualty's lucky break is short-lived as the ordeal becomes a private and painful contest between voluntary and involuntary strength.

Symptoms vary by severity and may be evidenced by an awkward forward gait produced by one or more of the following conditions: Clenched buttocks, locked out knees, stiffened toes and protruding upward, a upward-tilted pelvis, grunting/moaning, wild eyes, a sense of impending doom or hopelessness, and unremitting inquiries for nearest bathroom, broom closet, back-alley, or car wash.

Untreated, this condition invariably leads to Sharting.

"Hey Joe, why you walkin' like that? - you bust your knees?"
"Ooof! Ooof! Got the crippleshits ! Where's the can?"

by The Cobra Snake October 29, 2015

chipper chapper

One who is beyond statement excitement to the point of annoyance and can't keep their fuckin mouth shut.

"Stacy is such a fucking chipper chapper. I just wanna shove my face in a blender everytime I hear her blabbing. Why did we even invite her?"

by Y'all ready fo dis September 14, 2016

Chipper then a cricket

An old Yankee term used in New England for "very well". Often shortened to "Chipper'n a cricket".

She's as chipper then a cricket today.

by Sirberlinnh June 9, 2017

cripple speed

when someone does something either really slowly or in a really inefficient manner, as a cripple would.

he only goes at cripple speed.

by dennyg March 21, 2020

clipple

When an old ladies boobs hang so low her nipple and clit become one

Oh yeah, Harold, lick my clipple

by Sarcia26 June 20, 2020

Chimples

Chimpanzee nipples or chimpanzee like nipples

I took a trip to the zoo and saw so many chimples

by Chimples01 December 18, 2021