Fatherless Children
Fatherless Children by Yaf1 August 6, 2021
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bitches with children
A single man's nightmare.
A Booty Call listee.
A Hitter and Quitter's dream.
A potential"Daddy Of the Month Club Member"
A potential victim of a breakup around Christmas time to avoid buying her and her kids presents, and makeup for some New Year's Eve bangin.
Also see: Bitcheswithchildrenitis, childroes, childroz
A Booty Call listee.
A Hitter and Quitter's dream.
A potential"Daddy Of the Month Club Member"
A potential victim of a breakup around Christmas time to avoid buying her and her kids presents, and makeup for some New Year's Eve bangin.
Also see: Bitcheswithchildrenitis, childroes, childroz
Bitches With Children, Bitches With Children
If you got some cash their gonna make a killin'
Bitch...Don't even both-er.
I'm not that little bastards fath-er.
If you got some cash their gonna make a killin'
Bitch...Don't even both-er.
I'm not that little bastards fath-er.
bitches with children by Dwayne May 4, 2004
artifact children
Term invented (or at least popularized) by the late musician Frank Zappa to describe children conceived primarily for the experience of having them.
"There seems to be this trend for the young modern parent to have a child for these reasons: For the woman to experience the miracle of childbirth and for the young couple to raise their precious child to be this immaculate artifact of modern society. If people think today's punk kids are repulsive, wait until they see what these little artifact children are going to do."
Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa
artifact children by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 14, 2006
Knuckle Children
What kind of country is this where a decent man can't go into the privacy of his neighbors house and fire off a couple of knuckle children because he doesn't own a dvd player?
Knuckle Children by Sgt. Scrotes September 25, 2005
Uncle Sam's Misfit Children
Uncle Sam's Misfit Children by I, Wreckerrr April 4, 2021
Asphyxiation of Children
Asphyxiation of Children is a one-man Grind/Punk project based in the UAE.
The band is mostly known for its Noisecore songs before they made the switch to "Grindpunk".
At the moment, their most popular song is "Song about Assoluto Racing", which went really well with the band's anti-music theme.
Now though, the band is pretty much dead, they used to upload a song every two days or so but now things have changed.
The band is mostly known for its Noisecore songs before they made the switch to "Grindpunk".
At the moment, their most popular song is "Song about Assoluto Racing", which went really well with the band's anti-music theme.
Now though, the band is pretty much dead, they used to upload a song every two days or so but now things have changed.
Person 1: Asphyxiation of Children is so bad, the vocals sound like a cat vomiting.
Person 2: First of all, that's metal as fuck, second of all, isn't sounding bad supposed to be its purpose?
Person 2: First of all, that's metal as fuck, second of all, isn't sounding bad supposed to be its purpose?
Asphyxiation of Children by SomeOriginalPseudonym May 17, 2021
protect the children
It is a philosophy conservatives and assorted soccer moms came up with to destroy everything a kid might find fun. It is based on the idea that if people coddle their kids from doing anything that even could have the slightest potential for harming the kid it should be outlawed.
How do the "protect the children" crazies work? well it starts with some dumbass that gets hurt or raped or sees porn, or is even just playing a game or music and someone sees it and rats or gets hurt. The soccer mom parent sues with the claim "because my boy was so stupid to get himself hurt all must suffer" and bam it is outlawed. They also tend to think pedophiles are behind every rock, tree and bush and will do whatever it takes to keep kids inside a vacuum or bubble.
How do the "protect the children" crazies work? well it starts with some dumbass that gets hurt or raped or sees porn, or is even just playing a game or music and someone sees it and rats or gets hurt. The soccer mom parent sues with the claim "because my boy was so stupid to get himself hurt all must suffer" and bam it is outlawed. They also tend to think pedophiles are behind every rock, tree and bush and will do whatever it takes to keep kids inside a vacuum or bubble.
no more swing-sets to take kids on? No more good kids television shows? No more fun animated violence in video games/movies? good cooking utensils? Safety scissors? dressing up in full military armor to just go rollerskating. The list goes on and on!
Me: why is your son fat
soccermom: He is safe from all things that could hurt him, we just keep him inside all day long, so he is devoid of all physical activity therefore he is big boned! You don't happen to be a pedophile? do you?
Me: *runs for my life* thinking "those protect the children nuts are sure raising some lifeless kids alright."
Me: why is your son fat
soccermom: He is safe from all things that could hurt him, we just keep him inside all day long, so he is devoid of all physical activity therefore he is big boned! You don't happen to be a pedophile? do you?
Me: *runs for my life* thinking "those protect the children nuts are sure raising some lifeless kids alright."
protect the children by wateriestfire September 25, 2006