Neato Cheeto

When you want to say "neat", but be weird about it.

"Neato cheeto."

"Caleb, wtf does that mean? I just said my grandma died."

by Lord Fabulous the 1st October 27, 2022

co-op cheetos

Junk food made from organic ingredients so you will feel better about eating it.

Billy's "healthy diet" is an illusion; his pantry is full of co-op cheetos and free range lard.

by goodmanjm August 6, 2009

Cheetodick

When you eat Cheetos (R) and rub the cheese dust on your dick. Then you get head, and the girl enjoys the taste of your dick. And wants more. Let's face it, who doesn't fucking love Cheetos (R).

Spencer: Some fat bitch totally wanted the cheese off of my cheetodick

Christian: Oh shit! I have a bag of Cheetos (R)! Time for some cheetodick

by Quesadilla Face February 27, 2011

cheeto clit

When you hook up with a girl and her clit looks looks like a cheeto (aka a cleeto)

Yo I was goin down on this bitch and her clit was tubular and cheesy. I think she had a cheeto clit

by swagberry muffin January 5, 2017

Cheeto

A chip that is either crunchy or puffy. It can also be a human, who has orangish skin and/or looks like a cheeto in general.

Guy 1 (Idiot): Hey, do you know the president, Trump?
Guy 2 (Smart): Who, the cheeto? Yeah, I know him.
Guy 1 (Idiot): Be respectful, hes the president!
Guy 2 (Smart): Who the f*** cares?
Guy 3 (Memer): Oh, the cheeto, the one who replaced the oreo! Hes a meme!

(Sorry for all the stupid people out there that cannot handle a aTrump joke)

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 8, 2018

sweeto cheeto

1. something that is beyond wicked cool.
2. a really good cheeto

-"Hey! I got an awesome new guitar today!"
-"Sweeto cheeto!"

by Stewy Pidd October 2, 2007

Brown Cheeto Fingers

The fecal residue left on your fingers and in between your nails after anally fingering your partner.

Chris definitely fingered his girlfriend's butt, he still has brown cheeto fingers.

by wakaflackaball October 18, 2012