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Charles Dickens

A popular author and street fighter, Charles Dickens grew up in the 1800s writing books and punching townfolk in the face. Died in 1870 after choking on a book.
A selection of the more popular books written by Charles Dickens:

• Great Expectations
• Oviler Twists (later re-released as "Oliver Twist")
• A Christmas Carol
Batman Returns: The Official Movie Book
by kleptonin April 25, 2004
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James Charles

James Charles is a manipulative person who tries to get other straight guys to think their gay. James betrays his friends for money. He twirks on video and it is very disturbing. His ticket prices are too much. He can't sing.
Friend: Who did Tati Westbroom just end?
Me: Oh, that's just James Charles, he's cancelled.
by Hahailiketohatejkbish May 11, 2019
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Charles Nelson Riley

1. Person: The person that defeated Chuck Norris according to a scene in the Weird Al Yankovic video "CNR".

2. Person: The current successor to / of Chuck Norris. This is further supported by the fact that the abbreviation "CNR" (see below) resembles the initials of Chuck Norris "CN".

3. Abbreviation/Acronym: CNR - A person whose awesomeness defies logic, performing feats at least on par, or exceeding that of Chuck Norris as detailed in the "Chuck Norris Facts" series.
Noun - "Whose awesomeness came first: Charles Nelson Riley or Chuck Norris?"

Noun - "If Charles Nelson Riley killed Chuck Norris in fiction, but is himself dead in real while Chuck Norris is not; then who is really more awesome?"

Metaphor - "Dude, don't make me go CNR on your sorry soul!!!"
by Sir Ector April 30, 2010
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charles darwin

man who figured out evolution and wrote "origin of species" and revolutionized biology. Creationism is flawed and you don't have to be an atheist to accept this mans brilliant work.
by matt dold August 7, 2004
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Careless

When you just dont just a fuck so hard as to the point where for a short ammount of time you stop doing anything productive and give up on life.
This usually leads to questioning the world and existence itself.

Also known as: Temporary Depression, a Disturbance in The Force, and Fuck It.
Friend 1: Dude, what's up with mike? He's just laying on his bed blankly staring at the ceiling.

Friend 2: Looks like a bad case of Careless. If you don't bother him he'll be up and active in a few minutes.

Friend 1: Alright I guess...

Mike: ............................Fuck...................this............
by The MotherFucking Batman October 6, 2011
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Charles

Someone who writes a word's actual definition on Urban Dictionary.
I wanted to see a funny definition for the word "tree", so I went on to Urban Dictionary and the first guy that posted a definition was a Charles.
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James Charles

Someone, usually a celebrity who is so narcissistic that the sheer arrogance and privilege they feel ends up destroying their career.
Katherine Heigl and her privileged behavior on “Grey’s Anatomy” evoked a ‘James Charles’ condition after she quit the show and failed on the big screen.
by Jamie Immanuel May 11, 2019
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