dark child

A black person. Child of a black or dark person.

Though, I did hear a song where "dark child" was referring to a WHITE artist. Hmm >_>

*music listener pushes play*
Brandy: Ohh... yeah
Random male voice: Uh huh. Dark Child.
Brandy: Yeah... mhm
Random male voice: What it do now?
Brandy: Wooahh... *starts singing*

Brandy may be replaced with Destiny's Child, P!nk, Beyonce, Christy Milian, and just about any other RnB singer.

by akodu July 31, 2006

devil child

A child who is malicious and evil and will stop at nothing to hurt someone.

Reagans devil child tripped her down the stairs and she has four broken ribs and a dead uterus.

by gutter and gore April 19, 2008

no child left behind

All of the above/below, plus, buried in the bill for NCLB is a section that allows the military to access allllllllll your high school records.

But it isn't unconstitutional yet because you can opt out. Of course, Fox would never ever tell you this.

If you're in high school, opt the fuck out at www.militaryfreezone.org

by Ixx March 22, 2005

poster child

Someone who is the perfect fit for a stereotype.

That girl who says "like, omg" all the time is the poster child for a Valley Girl.

by Im Caca for Cocoa Puffs January 22, 2008

fatherless child

a kid or teen that does weird shit that questions other people’s lives.

Emma: *does a tiktok with a furry costume*
Jared: “bruh no wonder why your dad left you.” (sighs) “what a fatherless child”

by Trippie Beast August 7, 2021

illegitimate child

A child whose parents were not married to each other at the time of his or her birth.

You're an illegitimate child! At least my parents were married!

by CallMeDanni_xx July 31, 2016

child porn

I am disgusted

10.0.72.145
the FBI is on their way stay calm and dont move
your being arrested for possession and illegal watching of child porn

by Nice one Perma March 16, 2022