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cartard

A driver who consistently makes poor decisions and unsafe maneuvers while operating a vehicle. Someone who lacks common sense and quick reaction time while driving. A bit different from a castard.
That cartard just turned left from the right lane.
by M. Worley September 12, 2009
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albino custard

Your mom was splendid with the albino custard I had shot in her face last night.
by Dana Tolman August 30, 2005
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Captain Custard

A Captain Custard is a term that can be used in any team sport, but was first used in Sunday league football. It is used to describe a player who constantly refuses to bring other team mates into the game by passing them the ball, for them to only go on and lose possession themselves. Also know as a Ball Hog.
Manager (tezza): I don't wana see any Fuckin' Captain Custards today lads, ok?? (Looks at teams Captain Custard) or else Kinch Monsters going to come within 10 yards of ya, an next thing ya know you're in a hospital bed. Good luck lads, oh, and try not to get beat 9-0 again.
by JR!5 July 3, 2014
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Custard Cream

Pejerotive term for a white homosexual who has unprotected anal sex. Originated in the 1960s in the northwest mining/steel production town of Workington in the UK.
That guy's definitely gay. I bet his arse looks like a custard cream.
by Ted Holliday September 2, 2013
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custard

"She's got custard dripping down her face"
"Would madam like custard on her buns?"
by Mather September 13, 2003
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custard

When you dont know what to say
Person 1: I made love to a camel
Person 2: Custard
by oooooooh October 30, 2011
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castarded

1. Being in a state of goofyness where you laugh at your own laugh and anything and everything makes you laugh. Shows up frequently at work.

2. A time where Cassie Syndrome is at its worse.

3.A symptom of Cassie Syndrome.
I was walking around work tonight in circles, not doing anything in particular and someone called me Castarded and I laughed my ass off and got out of work 20 minutes late bacause I was laughing so hard.
by Friend with benefits May 9, 2005
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