Carol is that one neighbor that has an super annoying dog that wont stop barking, is really tall but fat, has all coughing illnesses in the world and smokes. He can be nice but he is really bossy and annoying most of the time.
by Some random doebdjcj November 1, 2020
Get the Carolmug. On 12/19/19 it’s National Watch a Christmas Carol Day. On this day in 1843 the Christmas Carol was published and to celebrate make sure to sit down and enjoy the satire in the modern portrayal of the classic Charles Dickens novel a Christmas Carol.
by amanwithaplan46 December 19, 2019
Get the National Watch a Christmas Carol Daymug. My fucking grandmother. She thinks she is always right because she has lived the longest. She tries to pick fights constantly and calls u fat because she would rather have a granddaughter that is a size 00 than who I am. She has a big mouth and says whatever she wants and doesn’t assume any consequences. Carol is the type of person u would start to fight wuth on the street. She would probably start with politics and say she’s right. When ur sleeping and she’s drunk, she decides it best if u make the most fuckinh noise possible and keep doing it to them pick a another fight with u just to prove she’s right when she isn’t. Then u tell her she isn’t and she says neither are u, nIGGA I KNOW CAROL UR SO FUCKING IRRELEVANT
*i write these when I’m angry at people*
Carol- bangs pull bottles around slams doors and yells at u to get up
Me- I’m sleeping
carol- no ur not!!
Carol- bangs pull bottles around slams doors and yells at u to get up
Me- I’m sleeping
carol- no ur not!!
by Ur dad. April 18, 2019
Get the Carolmug. The hooker you meet at your local patty's diner, who is courteous enough to give you a small fry with a 10 cent BJ.
Bob: "I went to patty's the other day"
Joe: "Oh, did you meet courtesy carol?"
Bob: "Dat bia who butters you up wit a small fry and a 10 cent BJ?"
Joe: "YEAAAAH BOOOOOY!"
Joe: "Oh, did you meet courtesy carol?"
Bob: "Dat bia who butters you up wit a small fry and a 10 cent BJ?"
Joe: "YEAAAAH BOOOOOY!"
by kacissA September 26, 2008
Get the courtesy carolmug. A Karen times a thousand.
A woman who is so controlling and manipulative she enjoys destroying lives for fun and stealing dead babies.
Her snatch smells of sulfur and brimstone and drips demon spawn on account of being so stretched out.
She will act sweet and kind to fool stupid people into lying and doing her bidding.
Usually wearing the devil's red hair and blood red nails with a nose that makes you think of miss piggy from the Muppets.
Ex: "hey look at that old lady glaring at those young girls through her window,"
" Yea she has five boys over 30 that still live at home, because she is so desperate to be the center of attention she won't let her kids fly the nest, she's a real carol!"
"I heard she records herself on karaoke because she thinks she can sing"
"Nah, it's so she can torture her son's into being closet gays, and she can inflate her self importance by making them incapable of functioning with out her help "
A woman who is so controlling and manipulative she enjoys destroying lives for fun and stealing dead babies.
Her snatch smells of sulfur and brimstone and drips demon spawn on account of being so stretched out.
She will act sweet and kind to fool stupid people into lying and doing her bidding.
Usually wearing the devil's red hair and blood red nails with a nose that makes you think of miss piggy from the Muppets.
Ex: "hey look at that old lady glaring at those young girls through her window,"
" Yea she has five boys over 30 that still live at home, because she is so desperate to be the center of attention she won't let her kids fly the nest, she's a real carol!"
"I heard she records herself on karaoke because she thinks she can sing"
"Nah, it's so she can torture her son's into being closet gays, and she can inflate her self importance by making them incapable of functioning with out her help "
That women collects pieces of other people's dead children and wears them as jewelry! But she wouldn't even visit them in the hospital when they were dieing, She is such a carol.
by anonymous February 6, 2025
Get the Carolmug. A hipster with a bad attitude problem during christmas. Also known to the layman as a christmas dick, or a doobie smasher.
by The Horizontal Tango Jangler September 9, 2016
Get the caroling dankermug. The blackout drunk aunt at the christmas parties you always see but probably aren't allowed to talk to. You do it anyways because she's a funny drunk who has a lot of breakup stories thatt make you laugh.
Parent: stay away from your aunt carol okay timmy?
Timmy: yes mom!
Parent: walks away
Timmy: hi aunt carol! engages conversation
Timmy: yes mom!
Parent: walks away
Timmy: hi aunt carol! engages conversation
by KoolKidsKlubMember125 February 27, 2019
Get the Carolmug.