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bitch card

something is said by a person , stating something they will do.... if bitch carded by another person , ( yelled out by another person) the person that was bitch carded for the statment must complete the task said in 24 hours or less. or if not , the person is kicked in the nuts by that person that called the b card.
person a = "im gonna rob a bank"
person b = " BITCH CARD "
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Buffalo Card

Every man born with 2 buffalo cards and you lose a buffalo card every time you have sex with a fat girl.
“You fucked Emily? Ew, that’s a buffalo card bro.”
by SuPapiChulo July 2, 2021
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Boob Card

Something a total retard would say in a text, honestly even thinking about this will make you a virgin forever, Especially if you like the Carolina Panthers and Butt sex with Greg Knorr.
John said 'boob card' and no girl has talked to him in months.
by Skttlz313 January 6, 2012
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Business Card

Something exhibiting a horrendous smell.
It smells like business card in here, did someone fart?
by PeterPatrelli February 21, 2007
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Play the Bi Card

To get or keep a distinterested guy interested in a relationship, a girl will tell tales of being bi, hot bi hook-ups and allude to him participating in possible threesomes with her bi friend, but the tales are mostly false.
Girl #1: Joel is losing interest in me. I caught him texting some other chick.

Girl #2: Did you play the bi card yet?

Girl #1: No, but I will. Can I name you as my bi girlfriend?

Girl #2: Yeah, what are friends for?
by sarasplayroom.com March 2, 2010
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the bitch card

Saying you're "a woman" as the excuse or sound reasoning for any behavior you, a woman, makes.
Man: I like these pants.

Woman: they fit too perfectly. I know, because I'm a woman.

Man: Playing the bitch card.

Woman: I know those socks are too white because I'm a woman, damn it. Get gray at the ends next time.

Man: So you know style because you're a woman and I do not because I'm a man?

Woman: Only a woman would understand.
by Ereck Flowers April 29, 2015
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bro card

an intangible card, of which, each bro has two of. When a bro needs something, and pulls a bro card, his bros must help him in any way possible, despite their previous obligations, warrants, etc. If a bro uses more than two in his lifetime, he is considered a tool
Mark: I need you to wingman for me. Sally is bringing her friend.
Joe: I can't, bro, I have a bowling match.
Mark: I gotta pull a bro card on this one man.
Joe: Ok, i'll tell the captain i cant make it.
by BROB4HOES January 26, 2013
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